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Your new excuse for not being there

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RoyceNewton

I am going to have to find a therapist

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Allen5280 in reply toRoyceNewton

I had a therapist for about a year and she said she just wanted to slap me! (No, I made NO inaproperate comments or such) I just wa s down on myself to much, I guess. I have messed up ideas about bein a man in a relationship as to where if I'm unable to provide, im completly useless. That's what brought on the "Allen, Im going slap you"! I suppose there may be a point in there someplace, but I haven't seemed to be able to locate that one. I still feel pretty much the same way, oh well who knows???😂

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KC0808 in reply toAllen5280

Allen I'm going to slap you....too :)

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Allen5280 in reply toKC0808

Well KC0808 , I recon you will just have to get line and wait your turn!😂

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RoyceNewton in reply toAllen5280

Mate just say"I am not sure we know each other that well, besides I am married" then watch the look on her face.

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greaterexp

Oh, my! Could I abbreviate? I’d never make it through!

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jimeka

Love it 😂

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Kitsey

Great one! I’m going to have to abbreviate it a bit since my memory can’t handle it all 🙄

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YLGram

Laughter is the best medicine. This mem made me laugh!!!

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Amore55

Great one!

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bxrmom

Love this!

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hairbrain4

That's funny. I just tell them that "the hospital won't let me out without proper supervision." Most people don't even ask the question, I just get a funny look from them & they just say "ok sorry you can't come."

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lbenmaor

Very funny!!!!

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