Thank thank you very much that was great 👍 but I can't do all of those I don't have a job any more. I could try some of those on my husband nooo he would think I have really lost my marbles.
I used to do that with my kids up until 2 years or so ago. Talk about making my wife rolling her eyes!!!!! My 15 year old and I taking out across a store skipping!
I couldn't skip ever - mmm---maybe theyvright saying I have had MS since 17). Our daughter had to skip to pass kindergarten (crazy, huh) and my husband had to teach her because even way back then I wasn't coordinated enough to skip!! Interesting by product of MS! And if I run, I got nauseated. Oh the mysteries of life with MS!
I'm glad you liked it Donnie!! I generally have a very twisted sense of humor after all the years of nursing in the ED. I also like dry, kind of sarcastic humor. Heck, I just love to laugh!! It always makes my day when I laugh at something or even myself!!!
I totally agree. I'm not picky as long as it's funny. In our crazy world sometimes laughs are few and far between. We need more laughs so bring on the jokes Hahaha. I love to laugh to. Its so good for you. We all need to laugh more especially ourselves. Lol. Blessings to you.
ms4n6rn , I am afraid someone might stick a needle with a tranquilizer in it, into me from behind, and I'd wake up in the psych ward, before I have a chance to tell them it was a joke! 💉😳😴🤤 It would be fun though!😂🤣
For "9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk,"
I had this image of everyone rushing into the office in the morning, faces sullen, no one saying a word to each other (the Northeast is like that) and then...one guy... seen skipping along the sidewalk in his suit....
How hysterical would that be?! I would LOVE to see that! I think I would fall over laughing. 🤣 Too bad the real world isn't like that.
Nom_De_Plume You are so correct! The world would be such a better place! Hell, I would totally skip if I could! And looking back at it, at my life. I should have skipped more!
If your a Trump supporter Please put your pencils away and stop reading. This list is not for you. I apologize to anyone still supporting Trump. I hope you can read this in the spirit to which it was written. Ok here goes, here are my...
Top 10 Signs Trump is your president:
#10 W. seems like a brilliant president now.
#9 The Constitution is no longer required reading.
#8 Beautiful orange glow in western sky is not a 2 am sunset.
#7 Can't get on golf course without a caddy from the secret service.
#6 Never thought you would get drafted again at age 58.
#5 New Medicare plan consists of 2 aspirin and a shot of vodka.
#4 There were more people at the white house impeachment party than at the inauguration.
#3 Kelly ann now relegated to baking muffins and dusting.
#2 "Bill of rights" , now " list of suggestions."
And the number one sign Trump is your president...
You now wear a number and rent is no longer a worry since writing this list.
If you feel the need to respond to this list please message me as I'm sure no one wants to read a political argument here. This was just lite humor, I'm not serious. I respect the office.
@downrigger I was just getting ready to send a private message, and then you said it was a joke! You stole my fun. I LOVE debating (on senate team in school) but people (narrowed down to hubby) get so mad when you I question sources, present opposite opinions with legitimate sources. People can get so mad, and I start laughing because it's all so irrelevant to our souls! But, laughter, now that is good for the soul and brain! Scientist Dr Caroline Leaf proves it. She is on YouTube. I miss debating. (You can only imagine how disgusted I was during the presidential debates! They were NOT debating, they were childish arguments. All candidates were intelligent but none of them knew the basic "rules" of debating. There are opinions without facts, and there are presentations of various conclusions from scientific data! My own neurologist has his personal opinions of interpretation of MSAA data. Cracks me up! He says I "tank his chain" by challenging his "opinions" (my word for his protocols for my comorbidities!) I too like dry humor!
resolve; Health unlocked edits topics to be non controversial and non -commercial therefore an abundance of pre-explanation can avoid hard feelings, Or not.
They have moderators to keep an eye on each room. I Guess I'm glad they do. I have no idea if they can read private messages. If not for that monitoring, the room would be full of commercial links and popups. To say nothing of the pervs, and predators.
Some good ones. Will forward them on if you don't mind......H E double toothpicks, I'm forwarding them even if you do! Love the pick me up! Life's too short to not enjoy it, whatever yours is like!
ms4n6rn very funny if you work! I like #3 and 10. I liked the time my husband, daughter and I (30 yrs ago) stopped at DQ and they ordered blizzzards I said didn't want one. I was in middle of front seat, and asked daughter for. A bite, then my hubby gave me a bite. This proceeded for several mikes until they realized they came out with only 1/2 blizzard and I managed to eat entire whole one! I thought it a hilarious practical joke!! Right now I am desperate for laughs- stomach virus won't go away and it's been 5 days. Nothing les funny than horrible nausea, but nothing more funny than the words that come out of my mouth when verbally explaining myself! Why can I write what I want but can't verbalize the right words?? Another hilarious side of MS brain damage
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