As Requested....How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity

[Peruzzot]

I'm reposting this as requested...

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

7. Don’t use any punctuation marks

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

11. Sing along at the opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

15. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

16. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! Third time this week!!!!!"

17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

18. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

Thank you so much for reposting, Peruzzot , and for trying to help me maintain my insanity! 🤪

[Peruzzot in reply to carolek572]

Happy to help😇

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to Peruzzot]

You are an Angel, Peruzzot ! 🤗

[falalalala]

This cracked me up!😆

[Sweetheartonvdayl]

🤣🤣😂-thanks for the giggles, Peruzzot!!!🙏🧡😇💕

[NorasMom]

I've done #2! Even better is when you page a manager who's standing within easy earshot of you. 😁

[falalalala in reply to NorasMom]

😅😅😅

[Scout4x4]

Thank you for that.

[kycmary]

I love this thank you!!

[mrsmike9]

Funny!!! 😁

[Neworleanslady]

😂😂 love it!

[twooldcrows]

love it ...hahhahahahhahahahahhaahahhahhaha...really needed this ...hahhahahahhaahha

[CatsandCars]

🤣🤣🤣 Those are excellent suggestions! Thanks for the laugh.

[Greentime]

I loved this! 😂

[CynthiaS]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😆😆😆🙃🙂

[Peruzzot]

Honestly, I've been really tempted to do 1, 4, and 13.