You know you have MS fog when...
Your electric bill was $2000 because you rely on the wrinkle cycle on your dryer.
You feel elated that you remember all of your children's name, even though he's an only child.
You have 10 cell phones, 9 of which don't work because they went through the laundry.
You just let the cat out
...of the refrigerator.
You like autocorrect.
You find 38 boxes of Girl Scout cookies in your cupboard.
Your two-year-old has a better vocabulary than you.
Your dog has a better vocabulary than you.
You wish life were like paint-by-number.
I'll bet you all can add to the list.