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Chuckle and Groan

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This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I can't stop singing certain songs.

All morning I've been humming 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home.'

Yesterday it was, 'Delilah.'

Last week I sang 'What's New Pussycat?' at least 100 times!

What's wrong with me?"

The Doctor says, "Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome to me."

The man says, "Never heard of that. Is it common?"

Doc says, "It's not unusual."

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Combination of Caregiving, Physiotherapy Entertainment and Destressing into an illicit Love Affair !

After going through your entertaining Chuckle and Groan for the fellows here I feel perhaps I should also write herein an ongoing love story I know of that centers around a husband who cares 24×7 for his wife suffering from a neurodegenerative disease and the lady physiotherapist who visits at their home for a daily therapy session of her wife. His wife eventually comes to know about the illicit relationship between the two, often points to her husband about the infidelity, yet the illicit affair continues unabated. The main idea behind writing the love story will be to expose that when a husband/wife suffering from a neurodegenerative disease speaks about cheating of his wife/her husband having a relationship with a person of opposite sex who often visits him/her for providing a professional service, that can not be ignored away and that there are great possibilities for development of such relationships among such people. The story will also reveal how a husband or a wife while caring 24×7 for his or her spouse is under stress and how that stress proves a compelling reason for destressing via developing a love relationship. The story will also expose how a health professional, particularly a female, who is a married one exploits the hopeless and gloomy condition of a wife afflicted with a neurodegenerative disorder who can not sit or stand, can't do any of the ADL activities unassisted, by falling in love with her spouse mostly for getting financial benefits in the form of expensive gifts like jewellery items, pretty fashionable dresses, costumes, variety of eatables and drinks etc. Should I write the story?

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