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It takes 7 seconds for food to travel from your mouth to your stomach.

A human hair can hold 3 kg.

The length of a penis is 3 times the length of a man's thumb.

A femur is as hard as concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

Women blink twice as many times as men.

We use 300 muscles just to keep balance when we stand up.

A woman has read this entire text.

A man is still looking at his thumb!

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Helenhooter

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Giovi1960

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

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Marchon

Love your jokes, Paul & Sue…this weeks was a good one! Thank you

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