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Three elderly women are talking about their troubles.

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”

“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old, Maxine. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”

“Actually,” said Gilda, the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked Ruth.

“No, I pee every morning at 6 a.m. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”

“Do you have trouble with your bowel movements?” Maxine questioned.

“No, I have one every morning at 6:30 a.m,” Gilda responded.

Puzzled with this, Ruth said, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6 a.m. and poop every morning at 6:30 a.m. So what’s so tough about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7.” 😂🤣😆😂

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Hellebelle

Oh what I have to look forward to! 😅😅😅😅🤭

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FredaE in reply toHellebelle

nah its not that bad really

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Hellebelle in reply toFredaE

Hi Freda,

Lovely to hear from you. I hope you are doing well. 👍💕xx

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FredaE in reply toHellebelle

I am doing well.i had some medicaton which tried to kill me.I wills spare you the detailsbut enough to say that I lost 12kg over about 8 weks.(Silver lining)

then we both got covid

Best bit is that insteadof having to type leetes in groups of three with double sapacing to nake room or deletions and mistekaes I can do this with both hands. and i don't have totalk in shorthand

AND I cancorrect it without losing the lot

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Hellebelle in reply toFredaE

Hi Freda,

It sounds like you have really been through it. I am so pleased to hear that you are on the mend.😊xx

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FredaE in reply toHellebelle

going out in the garden in the sun now, my daughter goes home to france on wednesday but we can manage

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chester2107

lol 😂

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Helenhooter

😂🤣😂

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Summertime17

Well that made me laugh

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Giovi1960

🤣🤣🤣😄

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heysunshine

SO FUNNY!!! I love these chuckles... They make my day!Keep them coming... they are a highlight in my week!

Thank you

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