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My friend, a zoo keeper told me that he was looking for 3 huge Gorillas for his zoo. I told him that he needs to check with a gorilla hunter I know.

Zoo keeper met with Gorilla hunter and got a list of required items

1. A dog

2. A huge catch net

3. A baseball bat, and

4. A rifle.

Confused, the zoo keeper asks gorilla hunter "why do we need a rifle"? Gorilla hunter says,

"trust me, we need a rifle".

In the mighty jungle, they spot a gorilla in a tree. Hunter gives rifle to keeper, but keeper asks, "why do we need a rifle"? Keeper says, "trust me we need a rifle". Hunter climbs the tree and just above gorilla, he hits gorilla with baseball bat. Gorilla falls and hits the ground. Dog runs to gorilla and bites gorilla on the balls. Gorilla buckles over and they through the catch net over gorilla. "Hurray, wonderful, great job" says the keeper, "but I still don't understand why we need a rifle". Hunter says, "trust me we need a rifle".

After some time,they spot another gorilla in a tree. Hunter gives rifle to keeper, but keeper again asks, "why do we need a rifle?" Keeper says, "trust me we need a rifle". Hunter climbs the tree and just above gorilla, he hits gorilla with baseball bat. Gorilla falls and hits the ground. Dog runs to gorilla and bites gorilla on the balls. Gorilla buckles over and they through the catch net over gorilla. "Hurray, wonderful, great job" says the keeper, "but I still don't understand why we need a rifle". Hunter says, "trust me we need a rifle".

After some more time, they spot another huge gorilla in a tree. Hunter gives rifle to keeper, but keeper again asks, "why do we need a rifle"? Hunter says, "trust me we need a rifle". Hunter climbs the tree and just above gorilla, he hits gorilla with baseball bat. Gorilla turns and hits the hunter. While hunter is falling, he shouts, "shoot the dog, shoot the dog".

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You never fail to make me laugh out loud 😆 😄 🤣 😂

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