A lady returns to her car in a parking lot only to realize that she has locked her keys in the car. She has noone to call and there is nobody there in the lot to help. She says a prayer and asks God to provide help.
A man shows up and asks if he can help. He does something to the door and the locks unlock.
The lady says thank you God for sending me a nice man. He says, I'm not a nice man. I was just released from jail for auto theft.
The lady looks to the sky and says thank you God for sending me an expert.
Hehe