So I'm moving on 3rd January. The place I'm moving to...
Is 3 miles from the nearest Parkrun and 6700 miles from the second nearest. So no Parkrun Tourism for me any more.
Has two Half Marathons a year, unless they are cancelled because of the wind.
Has a Marathon, a 100km Ultra and a 100mile Ultra, with a "most ....... marathon/ultra in the world" distinction (telling you that would give the game away).
Is at least 400 miles (but a couple of thousand miles further in practice due to no direct flights) from the next nearest Half Marathon.
Has fewer people in the largest town than there are pupils at the secondary school I'm currently working in, and if you add the rest of the people on the island you'd only be adding enough people to fill a primary school.
Any guesses?