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Laughter is the best medicine...

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I happened to visit the British Lung Foundation arm of HealthUnlocked whilst following leads, when I noticed the title 'Humour' amongst their topics? So I've just spend all the morning reading - and often commenting/replying to some of their members - but mostly I've spent the hours laughing.

Goodness knows we often have little to laugh about in life, but it's only now I've stopped reading/laughing at their posts that I realise I've hardly thought about my aches and pains for almost all the time I've been on there!

This leads me to think 'Wouldn't it be fun for us Lymphies to have a similar page....?.

Any jokes (printable), funnies and comments will be (hopefully) laughed-at by all....

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One of my Ken Dodd favourites - although some might say it's sexist :

Q.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll ?

A.

. . . No one knows - It's never been done !!!

😅😄😃😁😉

xxx

Good idea as it will work for many people, someone once said "laughter is the best medicine". I am yet to find out xxx

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Who is your favourite comedian?

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ScouseTaffy in reply to completely-zero654

Oh zero I'm sad you've not found solace. Big hug and good vibes coming at you through cyberspace xx

That does'nt matter I get things wrong every single day xxx

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Good to hear from you my friend! PM me? xx

A true story - honest !

(From pre Lympthoedema days - of course).

I arrived at a posh Dancing school for a competition - quite a famous one to dancing people - in the North West (England). It was like a posh club with a large dance floor.

We'd go ready dressed & made up for battle on the dance floor.

On arriving, we entered a wide entrance corridor. I noticed, straight ahead, that welcome sign on a door - LADIES. Duly noted.

But then, the way into the main hall was through a door on the left and we went to the right to our table.

That time came - to check my make-up before the 'show' started.

I left the hall, going through the door, saw the loo straight opposite but the door was open - went through the small entrance and another door to a large area with a row of wash basins and mirrors along left wall and individual cubicals at the far end. 'What a lovely dressing room / loo' - I thought.

As I was checking my appearance in the mirror, I saw a man, in a ballroom suit, leave a cubicle.

He was in the wrong loos !

So I decided I would be calm and mature about this. Say nothing, pretend I hadn't noticed him and allow him to realise his mistake and leave, - gracefully.

He then approached the mirror next to mine and said ever so gently and politely - " Am I in the wrong room? "

Then - suddenly - the penny dropped.

I had this picture flash across my mind from when we arrived. The LADIES sign was on the door facing me - straight ahead

And

We had turned left through a door to main hall - so the Ladies was on the LEFT leaving the Hall !!

If was the GENTS with the front door open so I didn't see the sign -

I was in wrong loo.

I left - quicker than you could say

Quickstep.

🎶🎵🎶👠👗💄

Do not have a favourite. Use to like Ken Goodwin xxxxx

in reply to completely-zero654

That's going back a while! Do you ever look on You Tube? xx

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Yes but not for comedians xxx

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See the link I've sent you on a PM? 😂

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Anniecurrumbin

When I first came to Australia my daughter was 8 and started a new school and was told to ‘bring a plate’ so I’d just bought a nice new tea set and gave her a spare one in case someone forgot theirs! You were supposed to fill the plate with food!! How embarrassing- poor kid never lived it down ! 😂😂😂

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KentLymphatics

Have you ever tried Lymph Laughter Yoga? Was at the last Lipoedema conference and one of the workshops was Laughter Yoga and Chair Yoga. I decided to go for the later. Little did I know that the rooms were next to each other. Whilst the trainer was seriously trying to do a session for chair Yoga this eventually became futile as everyone couldn’t help but join in with the hysterical laughter from the room next door. Very infectious indeed and once you start you just can’t stop.🤣🤣🤣🤣. Laughing encourages your thorotic duct and good for lymph flow. If there was a way of doing the biggest Laughter Yoga on video link.. that could be super fun...! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep on laughing 👍🏽🤣🤣🤣 and don’t forget to wear a panty liner..!!! 😜

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As soon as I began reading your message, panty liners sprang to mind! 😂👍 Laughter Chair Yoga sounds good to me? But can they supply chairs with straps to stop us falling off? There must be a market out there....somewhere...? 😂🤣😂🤞

Hi Hoppy 🐇

Do you know that you can edit any post or reply to correct mistakes or add stuff?

Just click on ' more ' and then 'edit' in the drop down.

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DeadfootMo

Hopalong, I love your post. Keep up the good work and hopefully you will get lost of replies.

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Thanks Mo. I just hope that each and every one of us gets something to laugh about? 😂🤞 x

Courtesy of my sister in Canada:

I'm proud of myself! I finish a jigsaw puzzle today. It took me 6 months. The box said 2-4 years.... 😉

I've had a really bad day - my ex got run over by a bus. Then they sacked me from my job as a bus driver.... 🤗

?????????????

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KentLymphatics

Hopalong.... Did you run over your Ex by any chance ??? 🤣🤣

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I'd need a steam-roller to get over him! Buses can't climb 'hills' that steep! 😂

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dops

Wonderful thread 🤣

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Thanks dops. Please feel free to contribute.... 😊

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Hot off the press today about Laughter Yoga physiopod.co.uk/what-is-lau... 😊

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It looks a real hoot! 😂 I couldn't get any sound on the first short video for some reason, but I hope others can, and if they can attend any sessions I'm sure it will be hugely beneficial to do so. Not only to benefit from the aforementioned benefits, but also for the social benefits - strangers are friends we haven't met yet? 😊🙌

Xmas cracker jokes, courtesy of sufferer2 on the our BLF (British Lung Foundation) sister site. Ho ho ho! Many thanks to him:

Cracker Jokes.

😂🤣😂🤣

How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?

He keeps a log book.

What did Miley Cyrus serve up for Christmas dinner?

Twerky.

When is pizza an acceptable Christmas food?

If it’s deep pan, crisp and even.

What did the Kremlin send MI6 in their Christmas hamper?

A mince spy.

How did the Three Wise Men figure out Jesus was exactly 6lb 9oz when he was born?

They had a weigh in a manger.

What happened to the burglar who robbed an advent calendar factory?

He got 25 days.

Why is Mrs Claus always checking Santa’s phone?

He seems to know where all the naughty girls live.

Why did the Christmas tree lose its job at the blood bank?

It kept dropping needles.

Why did Santa’s little helper go in for counselling?

He suffered from low elf esteem.

What does Prince George play at Christmas instead of musical chairs?

Game of Thrones.

What happened when Santa got stuck in the chimney?

He had an attack of Claustrophobia.

What did the drunk snowman say to the carrot?

‘Get out of my face!’

What goes 'Oh, Oh, Oh'?

Santa walking backwards

Why are Christmas trees bad knitters?

They keep losing their needles

Why was the turkey in the pop group?

Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose

Two snowmen were standing in a field.

One said, "Can you smell carrots?"

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?

Because of his poor elf.

And finally;

I Got a Christmas card full of rice today.

I think it was from my Uncle Ben.

🎅🎅 Laugh Out Loud – It’s Christmas 🎄🎄

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ScouseTaffy

Nos da Hopalong,

I've got a Visa from blf to make a visit to you. I'm your distant cousin as I have said hello here when I joined. I also moonlight in diabetes and weightloss. I'm not bragging but I'm eligible to join quite a few more of these groups.

Take care, Scousetaff

in reply to ScouseTaffy

Noswaith dda ScouseTaffy,

No wonder I can't get a doctor's appointment - you're taking them all!! That's just being greedy! 😉

You sound as if you know as much Welsh as I do? But there again, there's no Welsh blood in me whatsoever, and so far it's been traced back to the 1700's! I can count to 10, and ask to go to the toilet (otherwise Teacher wouldn't let us go!!), but that's as far as 3 years of lessons got me! 🙄

Sleep tight. Hop.

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