All my local supermarkets were sold out of toilet paper when I needed to restock on the weekend, so when I saw some in my local Tesco Express today, I snapped up what they had.
Added coconut oil. That means it's keto, right? 🤣
All my local supermarkets were sold out of toilet paper when I needed to restock on the weekend, so when I saw some in my local Tesco Express today, I snapped up what they had.
Added coconut oil. That means it's keto, right? 🤣
😂 I bought these for work, you can imagine the hilarity as I work with 3 men!!
Wait, what? Why does tissue paper need added coconut oil?
Can you imagine the marketing department meeting that produced that decision? I suppose it must be pretty difficult coming up with innovations for toilet paper.
I think its the same sort of innovation that gave us balsam tissues for when you have to blow your nose all the time...
That's my feeling too.
Constipation puts your nethers through a rough time, as indeed does diarrhea and diarrhea's chilli enhanced cousin, The Johnny Cash's. I don't need coconut oil, but I don't judge those who do.
You may well need it some day though! It will keep. I went to the Co op today and though I have a pack of nine in the house, I thought I may as well bring 2 more, rolls, not packs! Does that count as stockpiling I wonder? Couldn't find any with coconut oil though.
Brainwave!!!!!!! I have plenty of coconut oil in the house including one that has very little left in the jar. I can place it beside the loo can't I?????
Eggzackerly!
Roflmao!!!!!!!!! I must get some then mustn't I??????
they are probably sold out...
Boom boom
The trouble is I am too busy reading your gags & drafting careful emails to my MIL to deal with some of the stuff, to do any exercise tonight....
I love this forum!
But please, rebound. I am impatient to see that video!
Hmm.
What video? Missed that one!
Nothing to do with wiping bottoms.
I rashly said that I would post a video of me rebounding to show what amazing & fun exercise it is. I originally said I would put it up when I was less of a tub of lard, but I am less lardy now, so then I was waiting until my lungs wererecovered from a chest infection. They are. So it’s just a matter of being a bit less unfit - I’ve done nothing for 6 weeks. Which means getting back on the trampoline. I have done my weights routine now & about to hop onboard...
I have one of those too, I love it!
But Subtle_badger is not allowed to laugh or not so that I can hear.... (nb it’s quite hard to type and trampoline at the same time..)
Update easier while stretching
mirror.co.uk/news/real-life...
Could start a new keto trend!
Gross or what? Mind you, I do like the taste of coconut oil, though I have never been able to stomach a Bounty bar!
I love bounty bars. It's not my favourite coconut chocolate bar, but I won't share that because I haven't decided to reveal my country of birth on here.
I probably will, but not yet.
Did you know that mango bounties used to be available in Russia?
Comedy gold.
Thankfully I'm well stocked with toilet roll, soap and hand sanitiser (because supermarkets are part of my 'steps' workout) I saw the increased buying coming.
And of course I don't eat pasta any more.
I have been eating vegan you know and bought a few packs of wholemeal pasta today and seeded wholemeal bread, neither which I have eaten for years. I am not losing weight, but I can't lose on Keto/Atkins etc either and I am enjoying my vegan food, so I will keep going for a while longer.
🤣
And if food gets rationed, you can eat it
I must say, it smells delicious. However, because of where I am keeping it, I won't be tempted to taste. 🤢
I've never heard that before - that toilet paper smells delicious!!
It's unique on the whole of the internet!
Haha, nice one! 😂😂