THE PATIENT PATIENT an ode to aps

[dexters]

Oh whats the matter with me

Why am i feeling so fatigued

The brain is a fog

I can"t walk the dog

Then i get muddled and it"s a fact

Don"t know where i"m going or how to get back

I feel so tired i cannot describe

And no longer go outside

I ache allover and it wont stop

Think i"d better see the doc

So off we go the wife and i

I can barely manage a smile

First he looks at my chest

Then sends me off for some tests

Poked and prodded whats been done

They even looked up my bum

Two years later and guess what

I get a call from the doc

A.P.S. is what you"ve got

And like it or not your blood tends to clot

Feelings of dread race around my head

Now i cant think am i on the brink!

Then YIPPEE i say halfheartedly

You"ve now found out whats wrong with me

Buts that"s not all he says with ease

There"s possibly another disease

So now i feel so dismayed

To know ill be poked and prodded again

But i must not be so glum

Cause they"ve already looked up my bum

So ill plod on and wait and see

What next they"ll find that"s wrong with me.

Hope you enjoyed and had a giggle written by Dexters dad

Regards Dexters

[Mermaidatheart]

Very good! Great start to my day after reading!

[dexters in reply to Mermaidatheart]

Hi glad it cheered you up what part of the world are you in.

regards Dexters South Wales

[Mermaidatheart]

I am in Florida

[HollyHeski Administrator]

Great - yes made me smile

[dexters in reply to HollyHeski]

Hi HollyHeski

Glad you enjoyed

[Wittycjt]

😁😁😁

[dexters in reply to Wittycjt]

HI Wittycjt

Hope it brightened your day

Regards Dexters

[MaryF Administrator]

Ha ha, keep up the humour! MaryF x

[dexters in reply to MaryF]

Hi MaryF

Laughter is the best medicine

Regards Dexters

[MaryF Administrator in reply to dexters]

It most certainly is! MaryF

[KellyInTexas Administrator]

You have a very clever dog! Dexter is quite the rhyming and metered pooch!

( His owner must be a very positive influence on him😉)

[dexters in reply to KellyInTexas]

Hi KellyinTexas

WOOF WOOF

Regards Dexter

[KellyInTexas Administrator in reply to dexters]

There’s a good boy!

[MrsMouseSJ]

Sadly for me they had to look up my wotsit on more than the one occasion! It doesn't get any better second time round....

[dexters in reply to MrsMouseSJ]

Hi MrsMouseSJ

i know not very nice, when the docs are students they should let them have one

Regards Dexter

[GinaD]

👍

[dexters in reply to GinaD]

Hi GinaD

Hope it brightened your day

Regards Dexters

[sconaway160]

What a great poem!!

[dexters in reply to sconaway160]

Hi sconaway160

Glad you enjoyed hope it made you smile, what part of the world are you

Regards Dexters South Wales

[sconaway160 in reply to dexters]

Central US!! ❤️

[GinaD]

.it did. And very welcome -weve had a lot of cloudy, dreary weather lately.

[mariamoo1]

Thank you so much it makes so much sense., and heart felt x

[dexters in reply to mariamoo1]

Hi mariamoo1

Glad you enjoyed

Regards Dexters

[Tofino5]

That’s great, made me smile too.

😊😀😊

[dexters in reply to Tofino5]

Hi Tofino5

Keep smiling

Regards Dexters

[Hollyhughes]

This made me lol after a very tough week 😂👍

[dexters in reply to Hollyhughes]

Hi Hollyhughes

I am new here too you will get some wonderful advice and support on here.

Glad you enjoyed if you get the fedups get hubby to read it out to you its better if read aloud.

Regards Dexters

[MuttleytheGooner]

Yep made me smile and can relate...

[Jillymo]

I love this poem it is so apt and describes exactly how I feel. 😀