Mini Baroness and a slightly disturbed gentleman with...
Sir Wilberforce Flockmonkey
Wilberforce was a man way ahead of his time. He invented the goose plucker and the sheep tickler. He also predicted the great plague when he once had a boil on his buttock.
Wilberforce arrived early for the Battle Of Lincoln and was shot through the heart shortly before kick off. Jon Bon Jovi's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was to blame. He truly gave love a bad name