OT: Just for a laugh

What an earth !!!!!!😡😡😡😡 I have just left Asda and I have NEVER been so disgusted in all my life... The nerve of some people OMG I am fuming!!!! 😳😡 anyways Picked up a basket started walking around to get a few things and I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING AT ME! So now I'm like, "What is her problem?!" I finish up our shopping and head to the tills. Guess who is there ahead of me? The staring lady!! 😱😱She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it's getting weird and really uncomfortable! 🙈🙈Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my daughter who passed away." I thought to myself, "It makes sense now." I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mum!?' I was like what!! , but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiled and thanked me, and left at this point i was like as if thats just happened. Anyway the cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87 and I'm like, Sorry! I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like £20. The women then tells me that my total was included with my mums. I'm like, "WTH?!" She said, "Your mum said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mum. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum! I'm like OMG! I can't believe this! I flew out of the store looking for this awful woman, ready to drag her back in the store by her hair!!! I seen her putting her shopping in the boot and I started running towards her. She saw me and jumped in her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling then her wooden leg came off right in my hands!! Im thinking, OMG! Is this really happening right now?!

So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling...

Just like I'm pulling yours right now!

7 Replies

  • Hahahaha....I started reading this and thinking I would have said something then the penny dropped, funny for a Friday morning laugh (**,) (**,)

  • Loved it; cheers!

  • That wasn't funny.,get over yourself

  • Seems like other people found it funny

  • Excellent you had me there excellent...

  • Oops ......I got caught up in the drama too lol :) I'm such a pushover ha ha

  • There is a word for people like you - funny

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