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LCHF- The learned doctor is an IIT Engineer.

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Let me cheer you guys up this morning. :)

An Engineer was not getting a job even two years after his pass-out so he decided to open a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:

Any treatment in Rs.300/- if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.

A CLEVER Lawyer thought let me make some money.

Lawyer - "I cant feel any taste on my tongue"

Engineer asks the Nurse to put few

drops of medicine from box no 22.

Lawyer shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!

The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

After 2 weeks the same lawyer returns to take revenge

" I've lost my memory."

Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on the tongue.

Lawyer: But that medicine is for sense of taste.

Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Engineers may not have medical degrees but can cure the sick.

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ram_latha

Some of the world best doctors are engineers first .

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shrisamarthVolunteer in reply to ram_latha

Dr. Bernstein

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ram_latha

Engineer turned doctors are the best .Did you know doctors turned engineers ? ,I happen to know and witness the performance daily Believe me ,they are worst !!

may be a fetish?

Brother this was a tribute to you and a reply to those who called you a cultist. My BS 111 after a full bloodied breakfast, thanks only to you.

Moral is health is a serious issue and hence do not play with it or entrust it to non-professional guys.

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With such massive commercialization, professionals can be even more unprofessional. Keep your eyes and ears open, keep studying, listen to everyone, but do only what your mind says is best. Do not be a goat and hand over yr rope to a Doctor who wants to milk you and then butcher you.

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By the way, My Doctor, an MD and ex Army Colonel, 5 yrs younger than me is on insulin injections, looks 10 yrs older than me and asked me what is the reason behind my energy. I told him - a glass of urine every morning. Really? he asked. If I drink more liquor any evening, then I drink 2 glasses. It brings back the masti. My dear the professionals keep learning from us.

When I was young i had halucinations after overdose of whiskey, rum, charas and ganja spread over 2 and half days on a week end. My wife took me to a Professor and Head of Deptt in Medical college in Davangere. After some time he asked my wife to wait out. "Tell me what all you had and how? Man you had a real good time and still having it."

This is why they get Diabetics at an early age,.

For money, a lawyer could do anything.

Your wife must be a very happy lady. This was a survey result in the 70's. Engineers wives are the happiest. Doctors very low. When wife needed, they gave her a mood elevator. The lawyers were bottom most in the list- such liers, their wives did not trust them at all. ;)

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vijayakrishna

Excellent .jubiliant sharing

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Skillman

The reference to the liver is a very valid one and should be heeded by everyone. I am glad it was finally brought up into the discussion of the subject. Thank you!.

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Skillman

Unfortunately, it is always a balancing act, especially when it comes to medications and where, invariably, every synthesized medicine has its own side effects. I do not know much about alcoholism and its ill effects on the various organs since I am not a drinker. Besides, I did not think that alcohol has ever been considered as a treatment for diabetes. Just the opposite.

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wrongan

A TRUE STORY MY COLLEGUE AN ENGINEER RETIRED FROM SERVICE 5 YEARS EARLIER THAN ME HIS WIFE WAS A DOCTOR HAVING A CLINIC AT SUBURBS.I ASKED HIM HOW HE PLANED HIS RETIRED LIFE.HE TOLD ME HE WILL BE A CONSULTING PHYSICIAN AT HIS SPOUSE"S CLINIC.STOP THE BREATH REALLY HE IS A PRACTICING DOCTOR NOW.

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