i was proceeding down lifes highway this morning minding my own business not a care in the world when all of a sudden i felt my collar being pinched i turned around only to be confronted by the joke police who having read me my rights escorted me to the station, where i was put in front of the desk sarge who read out my misdomina from the charge sheet towit i did knowingly and with malice aforethought write down 2 risque jokes without thought or consequence for anybodies feelings who may have read them i have pleaded not guilty so have been summonsed to the jesters court
ps i hope the judge has a sense of humour lol i thank you ,it's the way i tell em floppy