I guess I can add a new PD sign. I had colonoscopy at age 50 and again at age 60. Both times it showed internal hemos. But since the last colonoscopy they've moved. Now they're external and the itch is maddening. I have to drive 5 hours today to a medical conference required to keep my license current. I hope I can resist scratching, especially since it may be difficult for anyone to shake my hand if I'm seen scratching myself. Does hemorrhoid cream do anything? What about tramadol? It's a narcotic so it worsens constipation but it might be worth it to get through the 3-day conference? Please, no puns or bad jokes, I've heard them all.
TIA,
kpo