Fatso the cat gave me a 2 day pass for the couch

[dieOR5k]

On run days I seem to fall asleep early on the lounger. Put my feet up, heard cat scream. Fatso’s tail wound in lounger mechanics. Jumped out, flipped it over, detangled v angry cat. I fell over as cat raced up me. Twisted ankle.

Champion title goes to lounger. Kicked butt of cat. 2nd place to Fatso for surviving loss of mound of fluffy tail. Last place goes to the twit who got beat up by the cat.

Never thought how aggravated I’d be to miss a run.

[Debston Graduate]

Oh dear, hope your ankle feels better soon.

[Wenderwoo Graduate]

Sorry to hear about poor old Fatso, and about your injured ankle - hope you’ll be back to it soon. Is that the hair from the cat’s tail? You could knit a beanie with that!