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A CLL patient walks into a diner and sits at the counter. The waitress comes over and says,”What would you like today Hun?”

“I’ll start with a coffee please”.

The waitress promptly returns with a cup of coffee and says,” would you like cream and sugar”?

“Yes please “, says the patient.

“One lump or two”, replies the waitress?

“If I can have it in an IV with a radioactive marker I”ll tell you how many lumps I have.”replies the patient.

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Psmithuk

😆👍

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ygtgo in reply toPsmithuk

... a node of approval ?

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Psmithuk in reply toygtgo

Oh dear!😃😃😃

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blowinginthewind

😂😂😂😂😂 - love it - although the coffee would have gone cold by the time they had explained it to the waitress.

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ChristyAnne_UK

Good effort! Lol 🤣🤣🤣

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Ptown

Cute!

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