A CLL patient walks into a diner and sits at the counter. The waitress comes over and says,”What would you like today Hun?”
“I’ll start with a coffee please”.
The waitress promptly returns with a cup of coffee and says,” would you like cream and sugar”?
“Yes please “, says the patient.
“One lump or two”, replies the waitress?
“If I can have it in an IV with a radioactive marker I”ll tell you how many lumps I have.”replies the patient.