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Keeping safe from winter bugs...ways with alternative #1 (more to follow) written by @Bellabee

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So @Bellabee has come upbwith the following but at the moment is being a lityle shy and ask that i post!!!!!!

We have the answers to all your neutropenic problems. You do not have to stay in doors any more, you do not have to keep away from public places ... live your life protected by the most amazing body suit ever invented. ..Every detail beautifully created ...

Feels like proper skin..After a drink or three...

Hot sweats are inevitable but at least us lot are used to coping with those.

Warning: give 12 hours to preparation time to get on ... May need support to remove from body.

Oh and for goodness sake...don't get run over or you'll die of shame.

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BellaBee10

NOOOOOO

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wroxham-gb

Well really. Knew you couldn't cope with a quiet weekend. BellaBee10 Bethan49 Haha!!

Sue

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Bethan49 in reply towroxham-gb

Sue nic is a disgrace! She needs to be thrown off HU! :)

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wroxham-gb in reply toBethan49

Not sure about what to do with the pair of you!!

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London_Girl

I'll take two !

😉

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wroxham-gb in reply toLondon_Girl

Just plain greedy!

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Peggy4

One size fits all? Hmm doubtful? In stock? I'll also have two please as one will be in the wash. Boy do I hope they s t r e t c h! 😀😀😀😀

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prosecco1

Ha ha, love it 😀 xx

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ap64

humour here is a nice change!

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sandybeaches

A quiet weekend for Bellabee - ha! Does it come in pink? Will make me look a bit jaundiced.

Sandy Beaches

I needed the laugh. Thanks, Sally

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