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Monday morning breakfast ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Hey liver sufferers and cirrhosis haters!

Beat that ๐Ÿคช for healthy..๐Ÿคฃ.

What a mixed day I have a phone call appointment with the consultant about some issues with my liver. I need to grab some copper tube to install a first fix for a shower and try to find a cricket ball for my nephew. Beat that as well....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

Just me as you know, thought the forum needed a little light enthusiasm for a Monday morning......

Danny x

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Tia2021

Good morning Danny breakfast looks lovely, Happy Valentine's hope you have a lovely day๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธxxx

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Zukosmile07 in reply to Tia2021

Thanks T hope you got some flowers off your hubby....X๐Ÿ˜„

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Tia2021 in reply to Zukosmile07

I did and a lovely Teddy, xx๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Zukosmile07 in reply to Tia2021

Nice one Tia. Wish me luck for today. I really don't want to stop in hospital.๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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Rockie153

Morning

Canโ€™t help with the cooper but do have a cricket ball ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚.

Hope call goes well with the call, as well as the first fix nobody wants leaky plumbing!

S xx

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Aotea2012

Whatโ€™s that said stomach. Itโ€™s porridge and fruit said brain. No I know that, itโ€™s that little sachet next to it that Iโ€™m interested in. The pot of pills look familiar, but that sachet, well I havenโ€™t seen that before. Smooth liver piped up and started to do a speech about PeppaPig. Whatโ€™s smooth liver on about said heart. Smooth liver carried on about the underpinning business model that supports Peppa Pig World and the importance of contextual family models in the development of the concept. In particular, rabbit and mole. I think smooth liver may be struggling a bit said jealous heart. No said brain, heโ€™s practicing his election speech to become Prime Minister. Oh I see said jealous heart, I wondered why he kept throwing parties and was dancing to the Circadian Rhythm blues. It wasnโ€™t a party, said brain, it was a working event! Well Iโ€™m still struggling with that sachet said stomach. Hmm said brain. Letโ€™s see what it says, Movicol. Not sure, let me look it up. Ahh, said brain I see now. Itโ€™s to help smooth liver with his speeches. What do you mean said stomach. Well itโ€™s a laxative said brain. It speeds the process up a bit and helps smooth liver develop the best Prime Ministerial utterances. Ok said jealous heart I get it now, smooth liver is going to make a great Prime Minister. With that a dollop of porridge came down esophagus and hit stomach with a shudder. Better get to work smooth liver, said brain, weโ€™ve a country to run.

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Zukosmile07 in reply to Aotea2012

Hahahaha are you reading the gaurdian by any chance.... hahahaha nutter! Roald Dahl Vs Neville Astley story telling creation of the working parts of Danny's body..... Wow this could be an earner...x

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Ubwa

Wish I could have a telephone appointment, just what I love doing first thing in the morning - travelling for U/S and checkup in rush hour ๐Ÿ˜

And Iโ€™m starving!

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Zukosmile07 in reply to Ubwa

No way.... full respect, saying that I've just been told to bring some pyjamas n toothbrush in case and be ready for a long day tomorrow. It's my normal appointment but looks like I'm having some scans done and waiting around for bloods to come back. I've just been told my ALT's are high and my bilirubin is 38 ๐Ÿคซ. All in the red. It's ok to wait until tomorrow, so it can't be all bad.Good luck Ubwa.... you don't really need it. I meant with the traffic ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ x

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Ubwa in reply to Zukosmile07

I spent 4 times longer in traffic than at the hospital ๐Ÿ˜’

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Zukosmile07 in reply to Ubwa

No way, how did your hospital appointment go liver friend? ๐Ÿค”

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Ubwa in reply to Zukosmile07

Weel, went in, straight to US, then to appointment which went"

"How are you"

"I am fine thanks, knees still stuffed but hopefully getting appointment on Monday when the bone carpenter can do his work- Here are my blood results from GP from 31st"

Doctor looks at them, pulls up US report then says

"Bloods good,m US good, see you in 6 months, please can you pass the vampire on the way out for some bloods so we have them on our system*"

"Ok, thanks, bye"

And that was it :D

* I cannot fathom why NHS trusts cannot share a common IT system, in 2022. This is such a solvable problem. Shows just how wasteful/corrupt/useless admin functions of the NHS are.

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DavyGravy

The black grapes look like eyes and a tongue poking out lol

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Rockie153 in reply to DavyGravy

Ha Ha had to go back and look at the picture ....and yes agree happy smiley face

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Zukosmile07 in reply to Rockie153

No it doesn't, you are hurting the feeling of my breakfast. Hahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ

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Zukosmile07 in reply to DavyGravy

Morning buddy. Thanks for the breakfast club analysis, how you are. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†. You never say? X

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Cb1963

Well don't hit your nephew for 'six ' ๐Ÿคฃ or he could be well and truly bowled out if you did that ๐Ÿคฃ

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Ubwa

I didnโ€™t take a picture but I felt sorry for myself and had a stonking big steak for dinner as a reward for the shortest checkup ever๐Ÿ˜…

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Zukosmile07 in reply to Ubwa

As a treat or a sulk๐Ÿ˜‡? Do you know what... I've not had a steak in age's. We (the family) are going to an Italian restaurant for my dad's birthday (I had to preorder) and I might just change the order to a steak. (All depending on what the hospital say later) Hope everything is going well Ubwa, all the best.... Dan x

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Nalabanana

Hi Danny , breakfast does look yummy ,all the best for today ๐Ÿ˜Šx

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Zukosmile07 in reply to Nalabanana

Thanks bananarama.... I have to wait for blood results before any decisions on scans but the consultant is very blase (in and out) he doesn't seem concerned at all. Unlike the consultant over the phone. ๐Ÿคž for home. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Nalabanana in reply to Zukosmile07

Fingers crossed all goes well keep us updated x

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gillrich

Thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Zukosmile07 in reply to gillrich

No....thank you.... teehee ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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