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This is apparently what you get if you do searches for running gear. Text of email below:

If you’re over 40, you’ve probably noticed that just about every workout you see is designed for people under 40. Which just isn’t right.That’s why we created Muscle After 40, the first-ever Men’s Health training program specifically made for guys in their 40s, 50s, and beyond.Make no mistake: Muscle After 40 isn’t an easy-ass plan that babies you around the gym. No, quite the opposite. It’s a kick-ass plan that’s designed to build serious muscle while protecting your joints and tissues from age-related injuries.I n fact, Muscle After 40 was created to allow you to work out as hard as you did in your 20s, while using cutting-edge training methods that better fit your 40-plus body. All to help you if you’re a guy who loves to work out, but aren’t getting the gains you want, keep suffering from nagging aches and pains, or just need a smart program to help you “get back into it,” then you need Muscle After 40. Because it’s never too late to build the body you really want.

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pinkaardvark profile image
pinkaardvarkGraduate10

You sure it was running gear you were searching for :P

in reply topinkaardvark

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

pinkaardvark profile image
pinkaardvarkGraduate10 in reply to

I'd love to know how that pic of me got out into the public domain as well. You have to be so careful these days :P

in reply topinkaardvark

Indeed 😂😂

icklegui profile image
icklegui

I'm just speculating, but I wonder if the algorithms combined your search with your previously declared 'interest' in Poldark...😇

in reply toicklegui

Lol, you could be right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 or is this the Badedas horseman at last.????

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate10 in reply to

As in Poldarkandhandsome?

in reply tosallenson

lol!

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate10 in reply to

I'm just getting silly now. I should go and have a cup of tea and calm down...

in reply tosallenson

Yes, you’ve come over all unnecessary 🤪

in reply tosallenson

Though you could order some Muscle Over 40 and join Pinko on the calendar shoot?

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate10

The authorities usually go quite leniently on you if you explain you were researching a book. pinkaardvark really ought to do a calendar though :-)

in reply tosallenson

Mr June you mean? ROFLMAO

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate10 in reply to

Or maybe the whole year. He has enough pairs of trainers for a 18-month calendar. And rather a winning smile :-)

in reply tosallenson

This is true!

ju-ju- profile image
ju-ju-Graduate10

... but what is it?

sallenson profile image
sallensonGraduate10 in reply toju-ju-

A semi-molten candle? With some awful rash?

in reply toju-ju-

Well, whatever it is, it’s got a penis and I haven’t so I don’t know why they sent the email to me😂

Irishprincess profile image
IrishprincessGraduate10 in reply to

I get emails for viagra all the time. Go figure 😂

in reply toIrishprincess

I don’t seem to get these now. I do get ads for incontinence pads and stairlifts of Facebook though - oh, and funeral plans ...

Nwrkpak profile image
NwrkpakGraduate10 in reply to

Haha. This thread is hilarious x not done a run today so thought I’d check out what you were all doing. Not quite what I expected lol.

in reply toNwrkpak

I have to say it wasn't what I expected either. Having unsubscribed twice, to no avail, I finally emailed them back and told them they were wasting their time as I'm a 71 year woman, I don't have a penis and i'm not into body building. not that it will do any good.

Who knew that my innocent search for On Running trail shoes would net me such wonders!

Irishprincess profile image
IrishprincessGraduate10

Who cares what the words say 😉 They are irrelevant with this photo 😂

Rignold is this you?!?

in reply toIrishprincess

🤣🤣🤣

Rignold profile image
Rignold in reply toIrishprincess

No, I’m not skinny like that any more. I look more like a Frazetta painting.

in reply toRignold

Ah, a comic strip hero then

Rignold profile image
Rignold in reply to

No I meant Frank Frazetta

in reply toRignold

I know who you meant. Scifi artist, did comic book art

Nwrkpak profile image
NwrkpakGraduate10

Oh. I thought you meant you get him. Niicce haha 😜

in reply toNwrkpak

Alas no :(

theoldfellow profile image
theoldfellow

I've been looking for the 'Muscle over 65' plan.

in reply totheoldfellow

haha, I'm sure this will do the job just as well ;)

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