"Im going to have to perform an emergency colostomy operation immediately "
the doctor told me
"Whats going to happen ?" I asked .
"It isn't pleasant !! , i,ll have to remove part of your colon, and divert the rest of it to a hole in your side from which you will excrete into a bag for the rest of your life",
"Is there an alternative " i pleaded....
"YES, !!,,,, you can stop seeing my wife "
love jimmy xxx