"Im going to have to perform an emergency colostomy operation immediately "
the doctor told me
"Whats going to happen ?" I asked .
"It isn't pleasant !! , i,ll have to remove part of your colon, and divert the rest of it to a hole in your side from which you will excrete into a bag for the rest of your life",
"Is there an alternative " i pleaded....
"YES, !!,,,, you can stop seeing my wife " 
love jimmy xxx 
Hi jimmy, see we are both back. I like your joke, made me laugh. Love Mx
lets hope were both back on track now Mx lovely to hear from you
love jimmy xxx
Nice to see you again too scorpiolass. xxx
thanks Mx. yes, were both here to fight another day love jimmy xxx
Hi Jimmy - how my favourite Scot? Nice to see you back chuck you have been missed. Like the joke xx
ha ha,,, just remember next years new year party,, and my invite
love jimmy xxx
still not right [don't answer that ]
Well.... I guess you can do the bar again, but only if you behave yourself this time! No more chucking scotch at Huggs and Sassy as they are VIP's xx
och ok then seeing you insist i,ll do the bar again this coming year,,[i thought i was a vip,, so im just a commoner now ] but not the year after, somebody else's turn then welle have a chucking haggis competition [hope i spelt/said that right ],,, just leave my wee pals, huggs and sassy out of it,
ha ha,, love jimmy xxx
Aw Jimmy for that you have been upgraded to a VIP again Eyes for that terrible spider post has been relegated to the bar now (if she is invited at all) xx
oh Thanks cough,, VIP jimmy again
poor eyes, been thrown out i,ll bar her from the bar [now i'm a VIP ]
what was her spider post,? i'm behind with everything, i,ll need to see it,, ha ha jimmy xx
And did you stop Jimmy
Which option are you going for Jimmy?
Chuckling, good to see you back Jimmy xxx
Glad to see the wit hasn't diminished one little bit Jimmy. Super joke. Keep 'em coming!
Sara xxxx
did you say wit !!! thought for a minute you spelt that wrong [your shocking sara ]
love jimmy xxx
Very funny jimmy and good to have you back. xxx
Cool joke jimmy. Glad you're back. My dad had a colostomy op when i was a teenager. We didn't have the kind of relationship where i could ask about it but i used to spend a lot of time covertly looking to see where a bulge might be. Never worked it out though.
hi 02,, now your not going to believe this,, lucky white heather jimmy
Now i don't know quite how to put this [ but the doctor most certainly did ]
not so long ago i had a colonoscopy, the camera went up, the machine broke down !!!! with camera inside me !!!with docs fiddling with switches,and knobs etc,,, the doctor then had the cheek [ha ha the cheek , just got that myself ]
to say to me,, "you can see it on that screen while we fix it " ,, at that stage that was the last thing i wanted to see,,, and it nearly was
absolutely true.. jimmy
That's a crappy joke young Jimmy! ..... great to see you though 😉😉😉😘
Great to have you back Jimmy - and your jokes.........love that one! Take care. XXX
Hi jimmy just found this one I like it, very unexpected reply from the doctor. How are you pal holding on on there I hope, I had a trip to the hospital for a couple of days at the end of last month so they could go in and play with my right lung will go again at some point for the same on the left, rather pleased there isn't a third one. Keep smiling speak again later, all the best Fred. 
ah glad to hear from you fred old pal , i know you were going through a rough time fred, i hope you feel better by now.
i don't know how you do it fred but you are such a brilliant light on this forum
best of luck to you my friend ,and as you say
keep smiling
all the very best fred,, jimmy
Dont panic.All I could think of was Corporal Jones.
Loss of a dear friend Carole 
Blood pressure medication 
Is this the end of my op saga?
Persistent Cough and upper back pain
