Well its Sunday and as I look out the window I see the day but where is the sun, I hope its only playing and hiding as the man on the telly said we would have it today and if its on the telly it must be true (if you believe that you believe anything) Right I hope all my pals on this crazy site will and those already awake are going to have a really great pain free happy day, so jump out of bed look in the mirror and if you do not smile at what you see there is something wrong with you, I smiled once I realized the reflection I saw was me and not my father scary.
Right these two cannibals were having a meal and one said to the other "Do you find this clown tastes funny"
Later one said " I don't like my mother in law" and the other said "Push her to the side of the plate and eat the potatoes and veg".
One Fair haired girl was walking along the river bank and saw her fair haired friend on the other side of the river, and shouted to her " Hello how can I get to the other side " ?
Her friend shouted back " You give us hair haired girls a bad name, your already on the other side".
Keep smiling worse thing happen at sea xxx Fred