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It was Scotland/ Wales rugby International weekend in Edinburgh and as the crowds

made their way down Princes Street towards Murrayfield, a Rottweiler suddenly lunged towards an eight year old scottish lass, with its jaws wide open ready to attack. The crowd nearby gasped in horror but quick as a flash, a man in red jumped out of the crowed, grabed the dog by the throat and throttled it. As the dog lay there, the crowd cheered in admiration, a journalist from Glasgow Herald who had witnessed the heroic deed, went up to the man and said, " that was brilliant, I can see the headlines now - Welsh rugby fan saves young girl from certain death "

The man replied " No you've got it wrong. Im not here for the rugby ! 'Dont worry said the journalist, I can see the headlines now - Welshman Saves girl fron jaws of death'. ' No you're wrong again. Im not Welsh ', I'm from London.' The journalist said dont worry; i can see the headlins now - English Bastard strangles family pet' ...

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  • Class A joke. Brilliant.

  • Brilliant

  • That really made me smile. Thank you so much.

    Cheers

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