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This an early one for tomorrow as I will be busy. Please don't read it until Monday...I thank you.

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A man is being interviewed for a job as a TV news broadcaster and does well, except he keeps winking and stammering as he speaks. Finally, the interviewer says, “Although you have a lot of the qualities we’re looking for, I’m afraid that we can’t hire someone who winks and stammers all the time.”

“Oh, that’s no problem,” the man replies. “If I take a couple of Aspirin, I’ll stop winking and stammering for an hour.”

“Really?” says the incredulous interviewer. “Show me.”

The man reaches into his pocket. Embarrassingly, he pulls out loads of condoms of every variety – ribbed, flavored, colored — before he finds the packet of Aspirin. He takes a pill and immediately speaks perfectly without stammering or winking.

“That’s amazing!” the interviewer replies, “but I don’t think we could hire someone who’d be womanizing all over the country.”

“But I’m happily married!” exclaims the man, “not a womanizer!”

“Well, how do you explain all the condoms?” asks the interviewer.

The man says, “Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of Aspirin?”

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medow profile image
medow

Hee hee hee very good !

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CornishBrian in reply to medow

I did say it was for tomorrow. Shame on you.

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medow in reply to CornishBrian

Never do what I'm told to do !

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CornishBrian in reply to medow

Thats it. Naughty step.

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Sohara

Oh dear I was bad ( like Medow) and read it tonight

But it was worth it, because it was funny

Have a good Monday Brian

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scrobbitty

Always was a rebel, but you knew we would, didn't ya? LOL. Very, very funny - and the joke was ace too! :D x

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cocksparra

I was good read it to-day still funny.

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CornishBrian in reply to cocksparra

I will put you on my "Grannies Good Chick" List....

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ptliverpool

I waited! It was worth it! :)

Ha Ha! Good one! xxx

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junespoon

Very good ,Thanks.

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undine

LOL very good thank you xx

The pharmacy condim

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appyalison

I waited as instructed, Brian. Thank you for that. :-) :-) Alson

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