Ho, hum. Monday soon came around again and it is back to wall-to-wall soaps. Of course that means that I am sat here all alone once more. How can so many of you be addicted to soaps?
Talking of addiction, I think I might be addicted a tiny bit to those little electronic machines. You know the ones, the oximeter and the blood pressure monitor. Every morning and every night I sit there plugged in and wired up. Don’t move and don’t cough! It will affect the readings.
Right, blood pressure is 160 over 80. OMG! I am in serious danger. Oximeter says Sats are 90 and heartbeat is 120 beats per minute. Help! Somebody call an ambulance I need to get to the hospital.
See what I mean? It can send you crazy. I ought to chuck the ruddy things out of the window but I can’t. I need my machines. I must have my machines. If I didn’t have them, I could be dying and not know it. Help!
Is anyone else addicted to them?