No Wheat no Farts

[Lchfat]

For the last 3 months no Wheat of any kind has passed my lips, it quite amazing! No Wheat no Farts, anyone else had that problem not eating wheat?

[Hidden]

This made me giggle 😂😂😂😂😂

[Lchfat in reply to Hidden]

Oh.. I see.. My struggle *made you giggle*

Well.. it may be a laughing matter for you "NotDead", but for me, it's a considerable re-evaluation of my life.

Should I continue eliminating Wheat as an energy source

NO more "WHEAT Bread"

NO more "WHEAT Porridge"

NO more "WHEAT Biscuits"

NO more "WHEAT Cornflakes"

NO more "WHEAT Pasta"

NO more "WHEAT Pizza"

NO more "WHEAT Anything"!!!

It really is a struggle NotDead and all you can comment on is that it made you Giggle, do you have any Humanity?

The point I was sharing about not eating Wheat anymore was, afart from the following Loss's

**The Astonishing loss of Visceral Fat**

--- (I used to feel quite sexy in my Budgie hugging Boxer Shorts)

**The Huge daily Energy Increase **

--- (I used to love a nap after lunch & falling asleep halfway through an evening film)

**The Surprising uptick in Focused Attention**

---(My collection of half written letters of complaint was a Family talking point**)

**The Lack of Cravings after a meal**

(I miss the satisfaction of Stuffing my face with a 2nd plateful of food just because I could)

**The Significant lowering of Blood Pressure**

--- (No excuse now for not helping my wife carry the shopping bags anymore)

** Not to mention the Peace & Harmony there's been at home without Wheat in my body.

--- (Those daily expostulations over trivial & pointless issues did give meaning to my Life)

Setting aside all the above, THE GREATEST LOSS IS ......

the loss of .....**Flatulent Olfactory Exultation !!**

Ahh... the fragrance and the loss of those blissful impromptu, sometimes silent, sometimes muffled, sometimes squeaky or baritone audiophilic moments of comfort and joy that I have secretly pleasured in all my known life. THAT IS THE GREATEST LOSS of not eating Wheat.

There must be another way other than not eating Wheat. Has Anyone got any ideas?

[Hidden in reply to Lchfat]

I feel your pain I’m lactose intolerant 😂😂😂😂😂but still hahhaa !

[Stuart2441]

Not me.........talking cures me. light humour, my partner says I never shut up long enough to build up gas. 😂😂

[Meme50]

I will try it. 😂