Jokes

[Sanpedro2019]

I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet i dont know y ........

Would you like a roofing joke its on the house

[Sunnie2day]

I love your jokes, SP - I tell them to my grands during our weekly Skype visits and it is wonderful to hear the groans of 'Gran, that's the worst cracker joke like, ever!'. Lol, as they're giggling at the joke and their 'wit' about cracker jokes

[Sanpedro2019 in reply to Sunnie2day]

Am glad its good to laugh

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

A boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”

The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”

So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”

When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”

The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…”

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

My mum used to feed me alphabet soup when I was a kid.

She was just putting words in my mouth!