Funny story

[Sanpedro2019]

Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lockdown. Actually i've been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad .I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything and certainly not the fridge as he is acting cold and distant .In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine no situation is to pressing. The Hoover was very unsympathetic......told me just suck it up but the fan was more optimistic and hopped it would soon blow over The toilet looked a bit flushed when i asked its opinion and didn't say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to .......you guessed it pull yourself together

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

I daren't darn my socks in case the needle tells me I have lost the thread..

[Sew_creative]

This is the best thing I have read in ages thank you for brightening a rainy day

[judes]

Very good

J

[Celtic]

So so clever and very funny - a blessed and welcome antidote to all the bad news. Thank you!

[Heythrop51]

Would make a good cartoon!

[Handel]

Superb. You've really brightened up our day in a very soggy Birmingham!!! xxx

[Lovetheoutdoors]

Can I share this on fb? It's brilliant. X

[Sanpedro2019 in reply to Lovetheoutdoors]

Of course you can x