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@MyJinksy mentioned a weekly Cheer Up Tuesday thread last week. Here’s one to give @SanPedro a run for his money.

Went to the Doctors today.

I said to him, ‘Doctor - I cant stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home’.

‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’.

‘Is it common’ I said

‘it’s not unusual!’

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Lezzers

😂

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To continue -

Middle C, E flat and G walk into a bar. "Sorry," the barman said. "We don't serve minors."

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Zena166 in reply toMichaelJH

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😂

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Handel in reply toMichaelJH

😂 xx

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Zena166

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What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth.

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Handel in reply toMichaelJH

😂xxx

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NorthantsSteve

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

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😂

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Handel in reply toNorthantsSteve

😂 xxx

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Bagrat

We had a power cut at my place this morning and my PC,

laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music

system all shut down.

Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and

to top it off it was snowing outside, so I couldn't play golf.

I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered

that this also needs power,

so I talked with my wife for a few hours.

She seems like a nice person.

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Lezzers in reply toBagrat

That's the best 😂

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Handel in reply toBagrat

😂 xxx

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Handel in reply toBagrat

Sounds very familiar!! Brilliant xxx

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Handel

Superb!! Thanks for brightening up my day xxx

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not2worry

Man goes to the doctor being hard of hearing he asks his wife to go along but asks her not to say anything during the visit.

Doctor examines the husband and advises he will need additional testing. Tells him to come back in a week with a stool and semen sample for further testing.

As they get to the parking lot the husband asks, what was does the doc want me to do? The wife looks at him and says “he wants you to come back in a week with a pair of your underwear”

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NorthantsSteve in reply tonot2worry

I’m afraid that did make me laugh 😂. Thanks.

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