Depressing day

[Mac_meister]

Wot a shit day someone fancy cheering me up x

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way.

We cannoli do so much.

His legacy will become a pizza history.

[Mac_meister in reply to MichaelJH]

Lol

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

What do you call an R&B funk tribute band that only plays in the kitchen?

Earth, Wind & Fryer.

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

[NorthantsSteve]

Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion.

He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.

[Tudee in reply to NorthantsSteve]

Great way to start the day,... with a belly laugh. Love it !

Thank you

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

My neighbour is having a garden sale:

5 trampolines,

selection of wheelie bins

4 dozen assorted roof tiles,

various fence panels

New stock is being flown in regularly!

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

Hope you are feeling a bit cheerier now? 😁

[Mac_meister in reply to MichaelJH]

A bit thanks

[MichaelJH Heart Star in reply to Mac_meister]

They say laughter is the best medicine and with a heart condition you need regular injections of it. Hopefully the issues you had today are easily resolvable...

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word.

[Hidden]

I asked the council if I could have a skip outside my house.

They said yes... you can pole vault if you like.

[Heythrop51]

A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.

The biologist shoots at a deer and misses to the left.

The chemist takes a shot and misses to the right.

The statistician yells "We got!"

And you still believe statistics?

[MyJinksy]

We could make this a weekly thing - Cheer up Tuesday.

[marigoldb in reply to MyJinksy]

I agree, but it’s cheer upMonday I need as well!

[mistymolly]

Made me laugh. Sun shining here today 🙏😁

[Hidden]

Don’t know about the original poster but this certainly brightened my morning up! Thanks guys 😊

[not2worry]

Couple celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and God visits and grants them each a wish.

The wife asks for 50 more years of marital bliss-God places his hands on her and the wish is granted.

The husband is astonished so wishes he would have married a woman 20 years younger-God places his hands on him and the wish is granted -he’s 90!

[Singalong1]

LOL! Some fab silly jokes - love ‘em. 😀

Hope you’re having a better day today, Mac-Meister

[Mac_meister in reply to Singalong1]

Bit better lol thi k it's my home life getting me down

[Lezzers in reply to Mac_meister]

Did you manage to arrange a get together with other Hearties?

[Mac_meister in reply to Lezzers]

I've asked people say if there is a few of us then they will

[fempop]

Liverpool are going to win the premier league, FA cup, champions league. And mac this is not a joke. Have a nice day bud.

[Prada47 in reply to fempop]

Hello

Could you please supply some of what your on !!! LOL

Regards

You wait until Accrington Stanley are in the Premiership

[Lezzers in reply to Prada47]

We can't live forever Frank!! 😂

[Mac_meister in reply to Prada47]

Statins aspirin ticragol ramipril beta blockers Lanza something lol on about 7 pills a day

[marigoldb]

What salad do the newly married choose? Lettuce alone!

[gunnerred67]

Why do Elepants have big ears.

(Because noddy wont pay the ransom)