The sun is shining and all is well with the world is it 'eck!!
So the sun really is shining which made me decide to gird my loins and walk out into the garden - a very hard decision for me - so I picked up my comfort blanket/crutch (used to be my cigs whenever I went outside now it is my phone) and out I boldly went.
Down the decking steps already cleaned and prepared by the wonderous Steve. Across the lawn I walked quite briskly (fibber) to the top of the garden (no it is not really big just like to big it up a bit) went to take a step up onto the raised bit to look at the few primulas blooming.
WHEN I went arse over tit
I had stepped on a slug and the damn thing made me slip right down no not onto anything hard but right into the middle of the mulch that Steve had put on the garden on Thursday just before it started to rain. I STINK!!! and my knickers are wet NO I did not wet myself but as I was righting myself I knocked the bird bath and it bloody emptied itself as if by magic all over my Bum!!
Bathtime now and sod the sun
Janet
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I dont blaim puff, just me, got a real crazy sense of humour, it helps to laughnow and again but must admit the serios stuff aside, i had a laugh every day since i joined blf
Lynne I would have my daughter around like shot and then I would get a lecture about not having phoned her and to be honest I just can't take it. I do love her but she does fuss if I was really hurt I would but the only thing really hurting is my pride
Jandan Sat in shock for some time at the thought of your "girded loins". I went in a real tizzy. Seriously though it was one of the funniest things I have read on here. Absolutely loved it. Bob xx
Oh dear Jan, you need to use more water in that tipple, Hah. By the way I'm listening to kidderminster v Stockport on the BBC SPORT FOOTBALL website. 0-0 at the moment but your riding your luck a bit.
Come on Stockport!!! we don't want Kiddi getting promoted or we won't be able to beat them next season and it won't be the same without Stockport County in our division.
Tony
ps Hereford are winning 0-1 at Telford. Sorry about that.
Oh Janet, I really hope you have someone to kiss "it" better you poor lamb, did you check to see if anyone passing noticed? It,s the first thing I do on the odd occasion I,ve gone bum over boob hope your dignity is safely restored to you soon xxxx Karen
Don't do as the mad people in this house (OK, mainly me) decided - first sign of sun and get the barbeque going - the food was OK but I've not stopped coughing yet. I knew there was some reason we didn't bother with charcoal last year, or the year before.
I wasn't daft enough to stand over the thing as it flared up (too much fluid again) or as it settled down through clouds of smoke, but I waited patiently until it was ready to cook on.
Daft beggar here just had to show off his ability to throw food on the floor instead of picking it up and transferring it to a plate. I need revision lessons in handling BBQ tongs I think.
My wife figured out how to distract me, she poured me a beer - badly, and I had to try and rescue my Timothy Taylor's Landlord - to heck with the cooking
(I'm trying to wipe my mind of visions of Janet's girdled loins too, I didn't have my glasses on when I started to read this blog)
Sorry to laugh Jan but I just got this image in my head! I do hope your poor bum and dignity are both ok now and I hope you won't be black and blue in a day or two. It could only happen to you! xxxxx
I'm a poet, and don't even know it! (do really) xxx
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sigh never a camera about when you need one lol 
Five whole days without my landline and internet.
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