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Questions that haunt me!

Can you cry underwater?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'..... but 'it is only a penny for your thoughts'?Where's that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured hamctually have?

Why is that people say 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,why is there a stupid song about him?

Richard

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Lynne1955

Very good as always

Lynne xx

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azaard in reply to Lynne1955

If memory serves me right there was a penny once a penny in the amerrican currency, but i could be wrong, heres some others, why was a shilling called a bob, and a two bob bit called a florin ? Or the irish call a pound a punt, i always thought that it was one of them there things you poled up the thames with your loved one on a tete a tete :) hmmmmm! Nowt like colloquilisms ;)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Lynne1955

Thank you very much Lynne

Cheered me up :-)

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Thats the way ,a laugh a day

Hello, I think I know the answer to the pizza box, square boxes of the same volume stacked take up less space than round boxes; or, stack more compactly?

The coin one has intrigued me too so I looked it up: "the United States one-cent coin, commonly known as a penny, is a unit of currency equaling one one-hundredth of a United States dollar"

So, putting your two cents' worth in is more than giving a penny for someone else's thoughts! The things that amuse us eh! George

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Brainbox - ;)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I have no qualms with that comment

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Cleverclogs ! Now who thought up that odd word and whatever does it really mean ?

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Not moi!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I'll accept a pizza that!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Why is a 'Half Crown' called half when it is whole?

And if a tree falls down in a forest and no one hears it does it make a sound?

Bev x

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No

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I disagree. It still makes a sound whether anyone is there to hear it or not

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I didn't hear it lol.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

If you go down to the woods today>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Can we agree to disagree,silently?

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I didn't hear that.

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There was an old lady from Wales

Who found a tree full of tales

She cried what can I do

Then without more do

She sent it to King of Coctails

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I have received it .lovely thank you

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Stu1939

Last time I was drowning I think I cried but nobody noticed .lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Stu1939

Did the water level rise with the the tears you shed.

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Stu1939 in reply to KingoftheCocktails

It wasn't the tears that caused that. LOL

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Stu1939

Is that a WEE joke?

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Stu1939 in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Allmost right

You can't count your hair.

You can't wash your eyes with soap.

You can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

You can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue in you silly people. lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Clever little!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thatcham1939

i am confused

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939

No change there then! Oops

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Hecter

Another good one.I look every night for your post.It really cheers me up after a bad day.

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That's the name of the game,keeping hecter smiling.

Just remembered another one

Yesterday upon the stair

I met a man who wasn't there

He wasn't there again today

I wish to God he would go away!

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I remember (and love) this too. x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Memories are all you!!!!!

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Oh dear,that's creepy!

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