Stories from a Hospital Volunteer (In reply to Garshe.)

[Greenthorn]

Adverts for cremation

Really put me off

Who wants to be reminded?

It's enough to make me cough.

All red and purple, lilac too,

an antiquated scripts,

From womb to tomb

And is there room

In the graveyard or the crypt?

Surely a rocket would do me good,

Please send me off to Mars

For from such heights

I'd have sweet delights

To dance among the stars.💥

[djbctla]

Couldn’t agree more, great sentiment. Are u going to take some vegetables!! (As Per Add)

😂😂

BERNARDINE

[Greenthorn in reply to djbctla]

I wasn't planning on taking any veg. Maybe some rotten tomatoes to throw back at earth.

[djbctla in reply to Greenthorn]

Now that I think of it sharing veg is the add about equity or some such thing. BERNARDINE 😂

[sassy59]

That was a great read David and I admire your talent. Made me smile, thank you. Xxx😘

[Greenthorn in reply to sassy59]

I was taken by a comment by Sheila (Garthe) on Don's TV post. I get annoyed at these continuous adverts for gold coins. I'd rather invest in my garden!

[djbctla in reply to Greenthorn]

Gold coins not tender, worth nothing, minted by a private company, we are given the impression they are worth money. Rubbish

BERNARDINE

[Ern007 in reply to Greenthorn]

I am a poor sleeper. I watch You Tube until 3 or 4 in the morning - Things like SitCom, films, cricket highlights et al.

The advert on You Tube after midnight used to be scarce - Now who would watch an advert in the wee small hours - mens problems, and women - all manner off rubbish. Including funeral plans at times,

Firms and nutters are are paying good money to advertise, with no audience except people like me. The adverts are frequent and then other adverts from Google, pay to go ad free, Right,

[Donald_1931]

Love it! 🤣

[Ern007]

Really very odd and very good 😀👍

[Greenthorn in reply to Ern007]

Odd is good innit.👍

[Ern007 in reply to Greenthorn]

Sure is. 👍

[garshe]

Totally agree so depressing. Also far too many . Take care xxSheila 🙏⚘

[Bingo88]

Oh that was good. Hope your keeping well. Brian

[Alberta56]

Loved it. I'll think of your poem next time I'm forced to watch the ads.😂😂😂

[djbctla in reply to Alberta56]

Now that you have mentioned it, I will think of Greenthorn poem as well😂😂😂 BERNARDINE

[Germantara]

That was very good I also enjoyed reading the replies but it's true alot adverts is about funerals infect all adverts is rubbish

[Greenthorn in reply to Germantara]

Yep, on posts I take an interest in, I usually read all the replies. That's where I find the gold nuggets.

[Germantara in reply to Greenthorn]

Ha ha ha

[watergazer]

Great poem x

[Nula2]

🤣Leave it all to science maybe? We've all been prodded about and bits taken for scrutiny while we're here so once our clogs are popped might as well continue...... xxxx

[Greenthorn in reply to Nula2]

One thing is for sure. They aint messing with my soul. My soul is the real me! And my soul aint hanging around ha ha.

[Nula2 in reply to Greenthorn]

👍😊xx

[Stratos20]

Brilliant Brian. Love it 😀