Infection it is …

[Mrbojangles]

They have determined the strange things poking out were stutures which for whatever reason didn’t dissolve like the rest.

Localised infection he thinks but a team ( I’m important) of infection and wound specialists are coming in tomorrow to confirm and recommend action plan.

The view is start on antibiotics for 3 days but should no improvement the surgeon says he will cut me open , about 8 inches to deep clean the area around the hole.

Had lung biopsy earlier , the greedy sods took 8 slices.

They let me watch on the screen but I lasted a minute and drifted off to sleepy land.

Waiting now for both swabs and biopsy results hoping no rejection signs which apparently a third of LT patients get in first 6 months.

85 year old Albert arrived home from shopping and his 84 year old wife shouts from upstairs “Albert, I want you to come upstairs and make love to me”

Albert shouts back “ it will have to be one or the other I can’t manage both, make your mind up”

Night night everyone, sleep snuggly.

Xx

[sassy59]

Hope that infection is dealt with swiftly and you continue on the road to a good recovery. Take care and hoping no signs of rejection occur.🙏🏻

Love the joke…..👍😂😘

[B0xermad]

Love the joke and good to see you can still have a sense of humour regardless of what you are going through, I hope that you will get the infection under control. 🙃

[Troilus]

Fingers crossed the antibiotics work for you.

Your joke reminded me of this one. Hope you like it.

Three sisters aged 82, 84 and 86 live in a house together. One night the 86-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, “was I getting in or out of the bath?”.The 84-year-old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see”. She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells, “was I going up the stairs or down?”.The 82-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful”. She knocks on wood for good measure then yells out, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door”.

[Alberta56 in reply to Troilus]

Love it. Glad I'm only 82. xxx

[peege]

Morning, hope you slept well MrB and fingers crossed that the antibiotics will work 🤞

[Mrbojangles in reply to peege]

according to my smart watch I slept 3.5 hours without movement but rapid eye movement very high.

What a load of rubbish.. I feel fine this morning.

[Jaybird19 in reply to Mrbojangles]

thats because your brain was off enjoyinig itself somewhere. what did you dream abou t?

[helen1946]

Great joke you are a brave man.recover well xx

[Izb1]

Well its sounds like you have a very good team looking after you Mr B lets hope they get the infection under control quickly. Your humour is something that keeps you going so keep on chuckling x

[CDPO16]

I think you are in good medical hands. Hoping for definite improvement soon x

[Karenanne61]

Ooh a team! 😂 I'm sorry about the infection but the joke was funny.

[JJ_7]

Hi Mr.B ....so glad you have a sense of humour. Yes , you are important and I am pleased your team will sort out that infection. Hope you have a lovely( as much as possible) Coronation Weekend. Loved the joke. Best wishes JJ ❤️💥👍

[Nula2]

🙋‍♀️good they're hopefully sorting things out for you so you can concentrate on getting better 👍🙂. love the joke 🤣🤣xxxx

[Donald_1931]

😂😂You are a card Mr B. I hope your team (🙄) sort you out today. 👍

[Mrbojangles in reply to Donald_1931]

card or cad???

[Shirleyj]

Sounds like your being well looked after, hope the antibiotics work ☺️

[Katinka46]

Scallywag! What are you like?

Xxxx

[Alberta56]

I hope they do not have to cut you open again. But so be it if it's the only way to get you back to health. I hope by Autumn at the latest all this nightmare will be behind you. Those lungs will be very fussy if they want to reject you, Mr. B. Best wishes. Keep the jokes coming. xxx Chris

[Dottie11]

Glad you now have a plan. Take care. xx

[watergazer]

love your positivity mrb. Hope all goes well with the infection recovery and you suffer no more set backs xx

[Oshgosh]

everything crossed here x

[dunnellon]

Wishing you a speedy recovery from that infection. Had a good giggle from your joke! You have a very admirable attitude through this ordeal MrB.

[jackdup]

Well I sure pray it is a mild infection that can be treated with an antibiotic and not any rejection issues. Good luck. Albert is certainly older than me but I think we have a similar problem. 😊