Very much just for fun 💛💚💙🩵

[Blackbird9]

What you are looking at here is a professional dog walker who has become “cast”.

This happens when the walker suddenly becomes utterly exhausted from traipsing her bunionated feet through a winter of thick, clay like mud. No sooner than the sun begins to shine they quickly believe that the mud has come to an end.

(Foolishly, she cleaned off her wellies and put them away with great optimism only yesterday)

So great is her despondence that she may, without warning, keel over onto the ground. Unable to resume an upright position, she will remain on the floor until the next passerby, well, passes by.

When found, she may or may not be surrounded by dogs. This is a good indication of how long she has been lying there. If no dogs are present, (eventually, they will abandon her and wander away, believing her to be a lost cause) we can assume that she has been there for several hours, perhaps even days.

If anyone sees a walker in distress, please heave her up into a vertical position, whereupon she will resume walking.

Thank you. 🙏

[sassy59]

😂😂😂l’ll keep a lookout. Xxx👍❤️

[Blackbird9 in reply to sassy59]

That's so kind of you thankyou Carol you might need a hoist 😂😂😂

[sassy59 in reply to Blackbird9]

I’m sure I wouldn’t xxx👍❤️

[Blackbird9 in reply to sassy59]

😂😂😂😂

[Karenanne61]

🤣🤣🤣 Poor Blackbird! If I see you I'll help you and feed you cake till you are upright and capable of walking.

[Blackbird9 in reply to Karenanne61]

I believe it might be cake that left me anchored ⚓️ on the ground so heavy can't move 😂😂😂😂

[Karenanne61 in reply to Blackbird9]

🤣🍰🤣

[Blackbird9 in reply to Karenanne61]

I love a nice piece of bakewell tart 😋

[Karenanne61 in reply to Blackbird9]

Nooooo!🤢 I don't like marzipan! 😂

[Blackbird9 in reply to Karenanne61]

Mmmmmm gimme yours then 😂😂

[Karenanne61 in reply to Blackbird9]

You can definitely have my marzipan! I like almonds but not once they are ground up and used for cakes or sweets.

[CDPO16]

Great story Bb. Could whoever took the photo help you up?

[Blackbird9 in reply to CDPO16]

That would be my husband that took the photo he helped me get down there 😂😂😍

[Oldharpi in reply to Blackbird9]

tripped you up??

[Blackbird9 in reply to Oldharpi]

He knows better than to trip me up 😂😂😂

[Busybee57]

😂😂

[Blackbird9 in reply to Busybee57]

😂😂😂

[GD53]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 soooo funny. Thanks Bd9.Made my day! xx 🥰

[Blackbird9 in reply to GD53]

I just laid down and it went from there 😂😂

[Izb1]

That will teach you to put your wellies away too soon lol! I would gladly help you up BB x

[Blackbird9 in reply to Izb1]

I know they are back on today as yet we had rain yesterday 🙄

[Tykelady]

Slightly different to your usual photos but the background is beautiful as usual. x

[Blackbird9 in reply to Tykelady]

Yes that's why I labelled it just for fun when your a dog walker you just know 😂😂😂

[Otto11]

How kind of hubby to photo you instead of helping you up! Hope you’re not too sore x

[Blackbird9 in reply to Otto11]

I didn't fall lovley I was just having a moment of pretend frustration over the mud .. this was the only dry spot on the walk hence me throwing myself lovingly upon it 😂😂😂😂

[Otto11 in reply to Blackbird9]

Oh silly me 🤪 glad you’re ok to fight another day 😊

[Blackbird9 in reply to Otto11]

Like us all live to fight another day .... all warriors 💜💜

[Alberta56]

That's so funny. I thought dogs were faithful friends who were supposed to sit by you for ever, like Greyfriars Bobby. Perhaps Stan would.😂😂😂🎂🍰 xxx

[Blackbird9 in reply to Alberta56]

I laid there 5 mins and not one of them moved from my side in fact they all laid down not far away as if to say the boss is resting then we are to 😂😂😂

[Alberta56]

Aah! So they are faithful friends.🥰

[Blackbird9 in reply to Alberta56]

Very much so ❤️

[Kristicats]

having a rest after all those Easter eggs?

[Blackbird9 in reply to Kristicats]

That's the idea a little lay down in the dirt😂😂😂

[Nula2]

🤣🤣brilliant - think a couple of them are looking to see if you've dropped any dog treats 🤣xxx

[Blackbird9 in reply to Nula2]

Noooo they no I wouldn't have 😂😂😂

[Nula2 in reply to Blackbird9]

Awww bet you do. BTW I think the retriever is about to leave you a message 🤣🤣🤣xxx

[watergazer]

🤣🤣 love it. Will look out for similar around here. What is it with dogs that if you lie on the ground they immediately surround you 🤷‍♀️

[Blackbird9 in reply to watergazer]

Love is what it is ❤️

[watergazer in reply to Blackbird9]

I bet you got lots of slobbery kisses x

[Blackbird9 in reply to watergazer]

Even when I'm not laying on the ground 😂😂😂

[dunnellon]

Thanks for the first laugh of the day! Too funny and sweet with the concern the dogs are showing you!

[Blackbird9 in reply to dunnellon]

Ahhh they are a good crew 🥰

[Morrison10]

Thanks for interesting story and picture. Few years ago used to sometimes take out my daughters dogs for countryside walks, couldn’t do now, lost strength. Hope you can carry on with your dog walking. Best wishes, Jean x

[Blackbird9 in reply to Morrison10]

Ahhh that's lovley you walked the dogs for your daughter very kind ... 😊

[Nicholatracy]

that is hilarious. If you have any spare Bakewell tarts please send them to Texas 🐞

[Blackbird9 in reply to Nicholatracy]

Ohhh absolutely will send you some over when I have spare left over 😂😂😂

[Patk1]

So funny.. and 1 dog ready to sit on u 🤣😍x

[Blackbird9 in reply to Patk1]

Ohh I know the like their comfy seats 😂😂😂

[OOB_Tigger]

🤣😂🤣😂 thanks Bb, very funny. The dogs are very good not to run off. Weather should be improving next week so the mud should finally dry out . . for now anyway! Xx

[Blackbird9 in reply to OOB_Tigger]

It's the worst ever spring since time began 😂... I had double wet proofs on today and next week is going to be in the early 20 s here ...Mother nature has her ways 😔