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Well just been out for lunch with mumafter resitting my maths exam for the third time not holding out much hope numbers and me don't go together. As for lunch felt very scarred and it had nothing to do with covid . The biggest seagull wanted to enjoy our lunch and was eyeing us up all the time when eating had apparently already had bacon and egg from another table. I guarded my plate well and he never swooped. 😋

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sassy59

They’re pesky birds Pokermon but I’m glad you enjoyed your lunch anyway. Fingers crossed for the maths exam results. Good luck to you. Xxx

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Oshgosh

Fingers crossed for your math results.xx glad your lunch remained Intact

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2greys in reply toOshgosh

Good luck with the maths. I have a parrot that insists on sharing my food, if I don't she shrieks extremely loudly until she gets some. Her favourite is fish, when was the last time anyone saw an African Grey Parrot with a fishing rod sitting next to a rain forest stream :)

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Davegt in reply toOshgosh

It didn't remain intact, she ate it. Lol 😅

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leo60

Hi Pokermon! I hope your perseverance is rewarded with a pass this time :) I know what you mean by not getting on with maths, I am sure I am number dyslexic!!I was eating whelks at the seaside one day and a huge seagull pooped on the roof of my car, so I chucked him one of my whelks. My friend asked me why I had rewarded the pesky thing, I said just watch! It regurgitated it very quickly as it had Tabasco on it! Sorry, naughty, Iknow, the Devil got me!! xx

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HighGables in reply toleo60

That made me smile. We stayed in a caravan and the youngsters next door kept us awake most of the night, and ignored our pleas to turn the music down a little please. I threw loads of bread onto the roof of their caravan in the morning. The result was hilarious as we peeped through the curtains, there were so many seagulls. The youngsters tumbled out wondering what was going on ! Jax 🐶

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leo60 in reply toHighGables

Hahahahaha! Revenge indeed!! Xx

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Spacecat1

Sat having a picnic in Newquay our youngest lad held up his battered sausage to eat and blooming seagull came from nowhere and nabbed his sausage. Big sister came to the rescue and gave half her sausage. They are the worst birds ever

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Lemon7

Seagulls are a menace. Hope you get on ok with maths result. The subject I hated most at school along with physics and French!

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I always enjoyed French at school especially when we had a Scottish French teacher who was our form teacher as well who was strict but fair!

Oo you are so brave! Seagulls are not my favourite birds. Numbers and I are not best friends either. Even though I was at grammar school I was so bad at maths that I wasn't allowed to take my GCE. That's why I took to history. I only have to remember dates 😅

I resat GCSE maths back in 1994 and got a grade C after I got a grade E in 1993 and I resat French as well and ended up with a grade B!

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judes

I hope you get the results you want I have taken many maths exams over the years and have yet to pass one. I still managed to ha e a very good career.

As for the seagulls they are horrible when I lived by the coast they would start their noise at 3am. Apparently if you stare at them they will back off, I’m not that brave enough to try!

J

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ninelives in reply tojudes

Agree .Failed my Maths several times back in the early 1970's and got the dreaded "ungraded" on each occasion.

Had awesome career nonetheless.

Very best of luck Pokerman with the results.

So pleased you enjoyed your lunch even though you had feathered rivals for it.

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skischool

Perhaps you should bin the maths module Pokerman and do a natural history one and you will get an A + for your seagull observations.Enjoy your summer break as i know from JerryMaren just how tiring these weeks of exams have been for all of you college kids.

🙃😻

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madonbrew

Glad you kept your lunch safe from those pesky little …maybe huge, gulls! I hope you get the result you’re hoping for! Maths is so annoying! I mean when are you going to use pythagoras?!! I never did get my head around algebra either! 🤦‍♀️

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CaptainPugwash

The Seagull Will Have Plenty To Eat . Good Luck With Your Maths Results Take Care Keep Safe 🖤🖤

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Alberta56

Fingers crossed that you'll get that pesky maths grade. I never understood the language of mathematics, but still got an excellent O Level. Shows there is no logic in exams. Try to love big seagulls. They are on the red list for endangered species. People have encouraged them to come too close to us. But we are messing up their real habitat and their numbers are going down fast.

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watergazer

🤞got your maths results. Well done shielding your food x

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Karenanne61

I think you're brave to even sit a maths exam. I still shiver thinking about mine.

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Ergendl

Maths is one of those subjects: you either enjoy it or it's as hard to read as an oriental language. Glad you had a great lunch after the exam, even if you were being eyed up. Good luck with the results.

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