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I met a talking fig tree once. Actually, it wasn't the tree that talked, it was the figs. They would spend all day talking to each other as they grew on the tree.

One of the figs, who's name was Justin became a very close friend of mine. He was rather dyslexic, so sometimes I had to ask the other figs what he was saying.

One day, I was talking to him, and he came up with a phrase "your magic-nation', and as usual, I had to ask the others what he had said.

"Don't worry," said one, "Just the fig meant 'your imagination'."

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Annie31

πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒ very droll!

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Snackjack

Thank you, very amusing, liked it.

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Katinka46

Love it.

They would be speaking figurative language. πŸ˜‰

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Brilliant Don! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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It’s 2greys , after years of quietly posting loads of information he’s suddenly become a joke a day man. That’s brilliant! πŸ˜€

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You were brilliant coming up with β€˜figurative’ . 🀣

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Kristicats

You finally cracked up then 2Gs ?πŸ˜‰

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Margaret_craft

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mylungshateme

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I have to say I do love reading your posts! X

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