always Look on the bright side of life.

[Neo7]

An elderly gentleman... had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor, and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back after a month to the doctors, and the doctor

said your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.' The gentleman replied, "Oh I haven't told my family yet.

I just sit around and listen to there conversations. Ive changed my will three times " !!

Two elderly gentleman were sitting on a bench under a tree, when one

turns to the other and says ; "Slim, Im 83 years old now and I'm just full of

aches and pains. I know your about my age. How do you feel " ? Slim says " I feel like a new born baby.'" " Really "? " Yep. No hair, No teeth

and I think I just wet my pants !! "

An elderly couple had dinner at another couples house, and after eating , the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking , and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great... i would recommend it very highly." The other man said " What is the name of the restaurant ? " The first man thought and thought , and finally said, " What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love ? you know... the one thats red and has thorns." "Do yoy mean Rose " ? "Yes thats the one " replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled " Rose whats the name of that restaurant

we went to last night ."!!!

TAKE CARE EVERYONE. Neo

[Hidden]

laughed my head off Neo. Thanks for sharing them.

[Hidden]

Hahahaha!😂😂😂😂 lying in bed laughing my head off! Daughter just ran through to see if I was ok!

[Neo7 in reply to Hidden]

Wonderful. have a nice day Neo

[Hidden]

Loved them,keep them coming! xx

[Neo7 in reply to Hidden]

cooler day to day Wendells. Air at last. Neo.

[Tuttifruity]

Like these, it's good to have a giggle in the morning, and when it's a trilogy, GREAT.

Linda

[Neo7 in reply to Tuttifruity]

have a nice day Linda, relax and watch the world go bye.

[Puffthemagicdragon]

[Neo7 in reply to Puffthemagicdragon]

Though you would like reading them puff !!

[amnihami]

😃

Made me laugh at 8am. On a very wet morning

[Nikkers]

I think the last one was based on me Neo?! Lolo. Have a good day.

[Neo7 in reply to Nikkers]

Im sure a name like Nikkers will be rememberd lol Neo.

[Nikkers]

I guess it would depend on how your mind works? lol XX

[pattylusk]

Ouch that really hurts. At our age we are often caught watching each other for that dreadful disease that is so popular now a days.

[Lynda1952]

That's cheered me up xx

[taffie22]

fantastic from lynn