I don’t believe it , for once l was fast asleep dreaming of some idiot chasing me next minute BANG and all hell let’s loose in the bedroom .
Apparently l started to whisper then l threw myself out of the bed hitting my head with a hell of a bang on the bedroom door some 3 feet away , poor hubby was awake and in the past has caught me but missed this time so watched me fly threw the air . I hit the door with one hell of a bang, he thought ld probably given myself concussion ( just a cracker of a headache ) but as l flew l grazed the tip of my tongue on the carpet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and somehow bent the second toe on my right foot back ...oh boy it’s swollen , stiff , sore and very difficult to walk with so lm going to strap it in between my big toe and third toe for support
Laugh , once hubby had picked me off the floor ( some five minutes later as he was worried about my head ) and inspected all my sore bits ..... we then realised how lucky ld been , no not the fall ! The fact l sleep in the nuddy and my son had not heard a thing so had not found mum stark naked on the floor rubbing her head and her toe with her tongue sticking out ........yes, l do have a bed side to put back up but we took it down when the new mattress topper was put on a week ago .
Ive had some horrible falls in the past including a black eye from the bedside cabinet , a 12 inch bruise and scratch down my right arm from a box beside the bed , dislocating my knee and injuring my right hip .
The squirrel is one of my favourite photos as he’s dressed for a party so l thought he would cheer everyone up .My housekeepers in fits of laughter ( she knows me well ) and is hoping l will still be in one piece by the time she gets here next ......have a great Boxing Day .....Ami .