We decided that we should have a night out the pair of us, but were worried about leaving the house in total darkness, so we did all the usual things of leaving lights on in some rooms , we have a cat but we decided to put him out for the night as he's always trying to get at the budgie in its cage, the taxi we had previously booked turned up, I got into the taxi, but as my husband was trying to lock the door the cat dashed back inside,quickly followed by my husband, I told the taxi driver that hubby was making sure that my mum was staying with us just so he would think that the house was still occupied , a short while later my husband also got into the taxi & said that he caught hold of the little bitch, she put up quite a fight - had to poke her out from underneath the bed, screaming , smacked her arse & locked her in her room, the silence in the taxi to the restaurant was deafening.
Never let the cat out of the bag - Lung Conditions C...
Never let the cat out of the bag
I love it ! Made me laugh out loud ! 
me too, glad you're laughing again Puff 
It's got to be done !
Hilarious!
How wonderful,I nearly choked on my cuppa,very clever! xxx
Fantastic
Hilarious. What a great start to my day. Couldn't read it to my husband without non-stop laughter. Thanks.
P.m.s.l love it cheers Aidi
Brill 
Tiger, That was really something!
HA Ha , I needed that. Thank you. Malk
lol lovely thank you
Good one love it
Maybe it as an oldie for some but it will be new to a lot of people as well.
Great fun, keep them coming.
ha ha, laughter is def, the best medicine
Oh how funny,thanks for the laugh,
Brilliant!!!
Hahaha I really needed that laugh and now have such a broad grin on my face... Can't wait to read it out to my husband xx
why cant I forward anything from this site.
My husband has COPD
Well at least the sun is awake.
Same race : different pace My holiday
Why do I do this?
