People often ask me
What's the secret of living long
I find it hard to answer
Most things I did were wrong
I nearly smoked my head off
Which is why I have this cough
I drank enough to launch a ship
Which should have seen me off.
My exercise was mainly done
Behind a steering wheel
My breathing exercise was
Shouting my dogs to heal
When it comes to eating
The results here you can see
Most of the clothes that I now own
No longer fit on me.
So I found it hard to answer
With something that would rhyme
But the real answer will of course
It's live one day at a time.