Sunday poem from Iris aka Lyd12 - Lung Conditions C...

Lung Conditions Community Forum

56,327 members66,958 posts

Sunday poem from Iris aka Lyd12

20 Replies

"Wonkavite..."

"If you are old and have the shakes,

If all your bones are full of aches,

If you can hardly walk at all,

If living drives you up the wall,

If you're a grump and full of spite,

If you're a human parasite,

THEN WHAT YOU NEED IS WONKA–VITE!

Your eyes will shine, your hair will grow,

Your face and skin will start to glow,

Your rotten teeth will all drop out

And in their place new teeth will sprout.

Those rolls of fat around your hips

Will vanish, and your wrinkled lips

Will get so soft and rosy–pink

That all the boys will smile and wink

And whisper secretly that this

Is just the girl they want to kiss!

But wait! For that is not the most

Important thing of which to boast.

Good looks you'll have, we've told you so,

But looks aren't everything, you know.

Each pill, as well, to you will give

AN EXTRA TWENTY YEARS TO LIVE!

So come, old friends, and do what's right!

Let's make your lives as bright as bright!

Let's take a dose of this delight!

This heavenly magic dynamite!

You can't go wrong, you must go right!

IT'S WILLY WONKA'S WONKA–VITE!"

20 Replies
skischool profile image
skischool

Iris you must be on the Wonka-Vite,chasing poor Tony round the garden in this heat with not even time to post your own poems,mind you you are looking good on it. :) xx

lorianxiety profile image
lorianxiety

Sounds like a terrific recipe Don----Wonkavite!!

sassy59 profile image
sassy59

Very good indeed. Hope all is well with you Iris. I’m off to find some Wonka-Vite. Take care and thank you Don. Xxxxx

Hacienda profile image
Hacienda

Oh Dear Don & Iris, I would love to Try it these days, But The Laugh was just as Good. Took Years off me in a Good Belly Laugh. Thanks. XXXX ( I'll ask Carole (Sassy) to get me some, when she finds it ).

RoadRunner44 profile image
RoadRunner44

I want some NOW!. I wonder what's in it? Very good poem too.

Ha ha - Loved that Don :D

Can we get it on prescription

Or put in the water we may drink from

Can we have it morn or night

will it make our pearly teeth whiter than white

:D :D

I must get some wonka vite

I will try and try with all my might

to get the doctor to prescribe

without even a hint of a bribe

:)

I will be on cloud 9

recommending the likes to all

Do go read about WonKa Vite

I will say ...

and spread the word every day.

:)

Shine on Wonka Vitelings :D

Lyd12 profile image
Lyd12

Thanks Don, hope someone on admin can sort out my problem. Love Iris x

Hacienda profile image
Hacienda in reply toLyd12

Hi Iris, when I had this Problem , I decided to Click on "Question" & not "Post" it has worked ever since. Just a thought. Love to you Both. xxxx

Lyd12 profile image
Lyd12 in reply toHacienda

Its the page that said what is your question" that I always used to send a post. That doesn't come up now. I have tried "write" button but no joy there either. Thanks for tryng to help. Love Iris x

Jaybird19 profile image
Jaybird19

Just what i need ! Double dose please

HungryHufflepuff profile image
HungryHufflepuff

Can I have some too please 🍷

CDPO16 profile image
CDPO16

I wouldn't mind a bit of that but I'm not at all sure that I want to live another 20 years given the way the world seems to be going. Is that a sign of increasing age to think that days gone by were better?!

Kristicats profile image
Kristicats

Can you order me a bucket full Don?

Corin1950 profile image
Corin1950

We could all do with some of that, Don.

Oh to feel like that again.

Really enjoyed that rhyme.

Have a good day. Are you going to venture out in the camper van ? If so enjoy.

Love to you and Midge

X

watergazer profile image
watergazer

Could certainly do with some of that x

Jamesmum profile image
Jamesmum

I could do with a bucket load of it... Lol xxx

Angelagone profile image
Angelagone

Where can I buy some ?

in reply toAngelagone

I think Iris makes it. It was she who asked me to post the advertisement. 😉

Didgeydo profile image
Didgeydo

Really good I needed cheering up today.thanks.xxxx

Snowdrops_17 profile image
Snowdrops_17

Interesting Poem Son 😊👌

Not what you're looking for?

You may also like...

A poem for lyd12 on Sunday

Iris i am not wishing to usurp you on a Sunday(it being late Saturday night)and i expect and hope i...
skischool profile image

Old is When.......................

'OLD' IS WHEN.. Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I...

Prescription Leaflets (Another very silly poem)

Read this leaflet carefully Before you take the pill. This is most important If yourself you're...

Saturday night poem.

No Mirror Its hard to love so Dearly, in a life so short as this, for the deepest pain and...
Ruach profile image

Wife from Hell!!!!!

WIFE FROM HELL A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80...
CornishBrian profile image

Moderation team

See all
AsthmaandLung profile image
AsthmaandLungAdministrator
moderator_AandLUK profile image
moderator_AandLUKAdministrator
Claire_ALUK profile image
Claire_ALUKAdministrator

Content on HealthUnlocked does not replace the relationship between you and doctors or other healthcare professionals nor the advice you receive from them.

Never delay seeking advice or dialling emergency services because of something that you have read on HealthUnlocked.