Old is When.......................

'OLD' IS WHEN..

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN..

'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the car park.

'OLD' IS WHEN.

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

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ha ha ha fab

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I'm not particulary old but all the above apply to me lol love it. Xx

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not bad muckys xx

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oh I think that was the funniest thing I have read in the long time ..... Brilliant

[Louisiana]

Ha dee ha

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Lovely jubbley x

[mustcarryon]

Brilliant

[Sokrackers]

Thanks for the giggle - keep them coming!

Have a great day

[letys]

a great bunch of jokes Muckster, made me smile even though at 75 years young they really are true facts The day I loose my sense of humor is when I know I'm past it. Until then I'll keep laughing even when it hurts - and exercise my lungs at the same time. xxx

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They all apply to me lol but then i am 63! Xx

[Tazzy2]

As a joke is brill and had me roaring with laughter Sadly as a tick list it works all too well for me and I'm only 49

[jimmyw123]

ha ha, brilliant muckster,,,blinken true in my case ,,, apart from the bra-less one ha ha,,, or maybe not

[undine]

lol very good thank you xx