Police stooped a drunk exiting a pub about to drive off.
Police: ‘where do you think your going?’
Drunk: ‘I’m of to a lecture on the damage alcohol does to your body and the bad effects of smoking and late nights’
Police: oh, and who would be giving such a lecture at this time of night’ ?
Drunk: The wife........
Back in hospital for the 11th time
Adult whooping cough - second time!
Going back to work/recovery time with pluresy 
