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In the 8am concessionary queue at Asda for pensioners this morning a young man tried to push his way to the front, an old lady beat him back with her walking stick. Arrogantly he tried again and an old man punched him.

He staggered to his feet and shouted “ if you don’t let me open the shop door none of you will get in”.........

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RoadRunner44

Laughing out loud this time! Still laughing! Like this one a lot.

Chrys x

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garibaldon in reply toRoadRunner44

Topical. Take care

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RoadRunner44 in reply togaribaldon

You are so right!

X

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sassy59

I can just picture it! Hilarious! Xxx

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garibaldon in reply tosassy59

Thought might, Sassy x

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Gladwyn

That's really funny ... my husband is laughing too lol

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garibaldon in reply toGladwyn

Not for the young guy, Gladwyn !

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Gladwyn in reply togaribaldon

True lol

😂😂😂😂😂

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hypercat54

Lovely 😁😁 x

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joyce74

Just what we need, good one

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garibaldon in reply tojoyce74

Yup x

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Shirleyj

😂😂😂X

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MoyB

I love this one! xx Moy

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Jaysha

I needed a good laugh, thank you 😂😅

That's brightened the morning for me. Thank you. ❤️

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