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This lady greeted the milkman at the door stark naked. The milkman couldn’t decide how shocked how shocked he was between the woman’s nudity or how she new where he lived ! Da Da

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Sorry, he was only shocked once

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Oh, I thought he had taken a second look. 🧐😁

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I think he was sterilised, Don

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He was very shocked I’m sure garibaldon. Thank you for the laughter. Xxxx

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His pleasure sorry,I mean my pleasure, Sassy

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MELNEL

I am shocked 😄😄😄

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He was shocked twice

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Caspiana

I think I'm thick. I didn't quite get it. 😐

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One assumed it was the milkman at the ladies front door, but no it was the lady at the milkman’s front door. That’s funny 😂 😘x

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Oh. 👍😁

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Caspiana, Don explains it

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our coalman used to have to shout coal for money

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