There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penquin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it !
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This Joke Takes The Biscuit !!!
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That takes the biscuit Bob. He! He!
Funny thank you.
I enjoyed that plumbob nice one thanks. 
Janexx
Ha ha ha ha that's a good one lol
Very good.thanks
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